The 4th Affair... A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."
Pls star if you liked it. Thanx.
2007-12-10 10:35:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pmsl! thats hilarious!
2007-12-10 10:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 08:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah...good 1...
2007-12-10 10:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before - but it's sad and funny both!
2007-12-10 10:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-10 10:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by kika 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-12-10 12:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm... didn't you post this a while ago?
2007-12-10 10:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! LMAO!! That was funny!!! =)
2007-12-10 10:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by Lindy P 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all that can be said is: "lol"
2007-12-10 10:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by bowie_fan1991 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋