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just bought the new liverpool fc advent calender, only problem is all the windows are boarded up, and some fu*kers nicked all the chocolates

2007-12-10 10:33:01 · 11 answers · asked by roger the alien 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

That's not funny.

My friend who lives in Liverpool is a widow cleaner.

He doesn't carry a bucket, he carries a sander.

2007-12-10 10:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hehe, not bad!

Liverpool must be rough... "On the sleigh" again reckons his mate needs a sander to clean the widows there... why doesn't he just go for someone a bit younger who's had a bath?!

2007-12-10 10:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0 0

Americans may not understand your joke - A Blessed Advent to you!

2007-12-10 10:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0 0

That's dead funny, i've been trying to get hold of an advent calendar but can't find one anywhere, where do you get these liverpool fc ones so far into December please?

2007-12-10 15:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LO Honey I'm sorry but I@m the one that nicked choces,Pls forgive me will you but I will give you a star just for forgiveness ok?xxx

2007-12-10 10:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0 0

On the sleigh's answer sounds more interesting than all the others! (Re-read it, Wagon) A WIDOW cleaner! Was that a deliberate mistake or what?
LOL!

2007-12-10 11:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-12-11 04:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

thank god there were only 2 jokes :0)
x

2007-12-10 12:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by L1ZZ1E 4 · 0 0

Not funny! Sorry!

2007-12-10 10:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha v good I liked that one,,,,,

2007-12-10 17:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0 0

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