Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2007

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.

"Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
the Graham guy is saving everybody,
and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."

2007-12-09 11:24:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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whos looking forward to the new series of american idol?

not long to wait now ?

2007-12-09 11:23:57 · 21 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Reality Television

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Have you ever takin it in the yahoo?

2007-12-09 11:23:34 · 2 answers · asked by mbfdiym 1 in Polls & Surveys

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hi yahoo people would you know...?

i like classic pokemon. have you ever heard pokemon adventure comic books. if you have then great.

i would like to know a trustful website on where to buy these books.

thank you for your comments

2007-12-09 11:23:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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I keep getting this sound grab about what these people do over the holidays dumping jet fuel into the ocean...

It comes from nowhere and it's annoying. Anybody else get that?

2007-12-09 11:22:50 · 1 answers · asked by the universe 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How many cell phones do you own?

2007-12-09 11:22:41 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever have an answer deleted right away?

I just answered a question and it got deleted in less than a minute. I didnt say anything bad at all.

2007-12-09 11:21:54 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you have a kaleidoscope when you were a kid ?

those things were so koooooool

2007-12-09 11:21:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Bill Gates..(another joke)!?

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God."If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God said, "That was the screen saver".

2007-12-09 11:21:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Brad pitt vs Tom cruise---whos better and why?

2007-12-09 11:21:25 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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DO YOU EVER feel INSECURE?

2007-12-09 11:21:05 · 20 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I want to become a protologist, but I know that it will be expensive. Will it pay off in the end?

2007-12-09 11:20:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I we had a huge P&S Christmas cake...?

What would it be full of?
-I'm thinking lots of nutz
;)

2007-12-09 11:20:29 · 13 answers · asked by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what's your favorite girl scout cookie?

Mine is Samoas (caramel delites)...other popular ones include thin mints, tagalongs, cartwheels (I think?), cafe, lemon coolers, etc...

2007-12-09 11:20:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Yngwie Malmsteen: Like Any Of This Phemomenal Guitarist's Amazing Songs?

My favorites are
Evil Eye and Black Star
How about You?

2007-12-09 11:20:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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funny joke little head guy?

Ok there was this guy name tom at school he always had a very little head and a huge body...

One day I walked up to him and said hey tom why is your head so little?

He said well, one day i met a lady wizard when i was walking down the street,she said i will do any one thing you want just name it

So tom said i want 100 wishes she said no thats against the rules

he said ok i want to have sex with you...she said no I dont have sex with people that I do magic for

So tom said well ok since i cant have sex with you,can I have a little head?

Funny or No?

2007-12-09 11:19:42 · 7 answers · asked by Paul B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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POLL: CAKE or PIE?

cake=)

2007-12-09 11:19:25 · 16 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What color are the walls in the room you're in now?

2007-12-09 11:19:02 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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remember this at Christmas time..?

according to the Alaskan wildlife association, all reindeer grow antlers during the summer. male reindeer lose theirs at the beginning of winter. females keep theirs til spring when they have offspring. therefore, at Christmas time, all of the reindeer from Rudolph to Blitzen are female.

it figures, only females could drive a fat man around all night and not get lost.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

2007-12-09 11:18:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles