Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God."If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God said, "That was the screen saver".
2007-12-09 11:21:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
happy it made your day Wonderstar...xx
2007-12-09 11:42:13 · update #1
love it!!!!
2007-12-09 11:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-09 12:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Witty
2016-04-08 04:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really wish I could give your more stars!!
That was a real gem!!
10/10 *
2007-12-10 00:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lo Honey you made my day!!! Thanks for that laughhhhh
I really P**s my self cause he does deserve that everytime my PC goes high wire,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-09 11:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
your on a roll girl
have a star
2007-12-09 16:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done your on the ball today keep em rolling
thanks lol
2007-12-09 21:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!!
2007-12-09 18:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well worth a star,,ha haha
2007-12-09 18:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-10 01:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-12-09 17:55:10 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋