The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.
"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."
Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"
Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.
However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.
"Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
the Graham guy is saving everybody,
and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."
2007-12-09 11:24:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! that is GREAT!!! haha, love it so much!
2007-12-09 11:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by ... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the end, it's not up to me, but... I would hope heaven. Maybe I raised enough Hell here? Like the song says. If you want to get to Heaven. You gotta raise a-little Hell.
2016-05-22 09:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by luz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-12 06:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-09 12:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if you gotta go you gotta go
i am going on to your next joke
they are great for a laugh
but even better to wake you up and give you a smile to sart the day with thanks
2007-12-09 21:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
B R I L L I A N T!!
Here have a star!! *
2007-12-10 00:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, hey!!! Gigi is back!!! Glad you're having a good day...we've missed you!!
2007-12-09 11:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by mickie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol must have a star for that one
2007-12-09 12:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by beajay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny have a star
2007-12-09 13:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont get it never heard of two of the guys
2007-12-09 22:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by ward1703 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-10 01:52:39 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋