Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

# Then there's the jigsaw puzzle for men.
It only has one piece, And most of the time, it's missing.

# Why do women like bidets?
Because men don't know what they are. (whats a bidet?)

# How do you get a man on the roof?
Tell him the beers on the house.

# Do you always tell your husband when you've had an orgasm?
No way! I'm not going to call home every time!

# When does a man develop a brain?
The day he gets married.

# Why did the man sell his water skis?
He couldn't find a lake on a hill.

# How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks "harass" is two words

# Why don't men die in their sleep?
'Cuz they can't do two things at the same time.

# What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?
A Myth.

# Why do women always wear black to bed?
To mourn the dead pricks beside them!!

2007-12-06 14:24:57 · 8 answers · asked by Teff 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 14:24:46 · 11 answers · asked by Candice 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 14:24:43 · 24 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2AM. The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband asked, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."

Hope you liked them...my firend whose actually blonde told them to me...she gets a kick out of them!!

2007-12-06 14:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by gp737 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 14:23:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-12-06 14:23:55 · 14 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 14:23:43 · 4 answers · asked by Conqi 5 in Polls & Surveys

I prefer Futurama...

2007-12-06 14:22:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 14:22:27 · 8 answers · asked by jonjon 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 14:21:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is lily allen hot or pretty in your opinions?
i look like her sort of

2007-12-06 14:21:31 · 12 answers · asked by Kris2007 2 in Celebrities

Bacon?

I like mine crispy.

MMMMMMMMM I want some bacon now.

2007-12-06 14:21:17 · 36 answers · asked by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 14:20:59 · 7 answers · asked by lil goon 23 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-06 14:20:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-12-06 14:20:42 · 35 answers · asked by primalclaws1974 6 in Polls & Surveys

So men can tell if they are coming or going

2007-12-06 14:20:27 · 6 answers · asked by Teff 2 in Jokes & Riddles

By giving them money, furs and diamonds

2007-12-06 14:19:41 · 4 answers · asked by Teff 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm out of everything.

2007-12-06 14:18:37 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It cuts off circulation to the brain!

2007-12-06 14:18:33 · 3 answers · asked by Teff 2 in Jokes & Riddles

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/12175165

2007-12-06 14:18:30 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think about while your squeezing it out?

2007-12-06 14:18:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What I really want to know is if the dog in Will Smith's latest movie that releases Dec. 14, 2007 " I am Legend" does the dog die in the movie. Do you think that Will Smith's dog in the movie survives or does it perish. I would really like to know, because I always cry in the movies when a dog dies. I cry more when a helpless dog dies than when a human does. Anyways, if you know please do tell.
Thanks.

2007-12-06 14:18:12 · 5 answers · asked by victσяiα☺ 2 in Movies

Christmas, what would it be??

2007-12-06 14:17:44 · 31 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

Snuggle Butt

2007-12-06 14:17:18 · 18 answers · asked by Ragnar 4 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, here's another hilarious one! There's a blind kid, and his mom tells him, "if you pray for three hours tonight, you will have great, pure eye sight when you wake up the next day!" so the kid prays and prays and prays, then he wakes up, and is still blind. He asks, "mom, I prayed all night, but I'm still blind!" then the mom says, "APRIL FOOLS!"

2007-12-06 14:16:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

..at least outside of our understanding of relativity? Okay, I took my final exam in Astronomy today, and I was thinking about how some galaxies are thought to be large, some small. But objects that are small can always have something smaller and huge objects can have the same? The possibility is infinite, at least in theory, same with temperatures. Stars that burn at 2-5,000 K are thouht to be "cooler", yet they're still much more than hot enough to vapourise us! So given this, could it be that outside our own measurements, the variables themselves have no meaning?

2007-12-06 14:16:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am A-. Tell me if that is good or bad?

2007-12-06 14:15:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

should i get my nose pierced or shoud i get a monroe? a monroe is piercind on the side of your upper lip....
here are 2 pix of me so you can tell me what would look better on me.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/candygurl2148/100_1332.jpg


http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/candygurl2148/100_1054.jpg

2007-12-06 14:15:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have a project due next week. list me any songs from the 60s that have to do with the civil rights movement, "black power", or a protest against war. No country. stuff like buffalo springfield or bob dylan. 60's music.

2007-12-06 14:15:40 · 2 answers · asked by bekah 2 in Other - Music

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2007-12-06 14:15:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys