Okay, here's another hilarious one! There's a blind kid, and his mom tells him, "if you pray for three hours tonight, you will have great, pure eye sight when you wake up the next day!" so the kid prays and prays and prays, then he wakes up, and is still blind. He asks, "mom, I prayed all night, but I'm still blind!" then the mom says, "APRIL FOOLS!"
2007-12-06 14:16:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Slit your wrist, ease the pain. A minute of relief is all you'll gain.
2007-12-06 14:20:14 · update #1
Slit your wrist, ease the pain. A minute of relief is all you'll gain.
2007-12-06 14:20:15 · update #2
omg! that was the funniest thing all day but kinda mean in a good way like carlos mencia
2007-12-06 14:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this joke: A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this… “Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up, or run away from me, and is great in bed.” She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but one in particular stood out. After giving the man her address, he came to her house. She opening the door for him and the man said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-05-21 22:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 1. technically tho mum is the april fool for doing an april fool's joke outside the allotted time.
2007-12-06 14:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Gruntled Employee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A joke in bad taste.
2007-12-06 17:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, what a terrible joke. Am I bad for smiling?!
2007-12-06 14:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horrible but funny! 10! lol!
2007-12-06 14:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats so mean! Evil mommy!
2007-12-06 14:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by x...Soph-Rae...x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny if u were stupid
2007-12-06 14:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋