# Then there's the jigsaw puzzle for men.
It only has one piece, And most of the time, it's missing.
# Why do women like bidets?
Because men don't know what they are. (whats a bidet?)
# How do you get a man on the roof?
Tell him the beers on the house.
# Do you always tell your husband when you've had an orgasm?
No way! I'm not going to call home every time!
# When does a man develop a brain?
The day he gets married.
# Why did the man sell his water skis?
He couldn't find a lake on a hill.
# How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks "harass" is two words
# Why don't men die in their sleep?
'Cuz they can't do two things at the same time.
# What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?
A Myth.
# Why do women always wear black to bed?
To mourn the dead pricks beside them!!
2007-12-06 14:24:57 · 8 answers · asked by Teff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bleacher thats not funny thats OLD lol
2007-12-06 22:04:11 · update #1
Funny! lol! 100!
2007-12-06 14:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
not funny at all ,, you need some new jokes,, you want funny try this one,,
Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last
instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even
one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint the
room in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock on the door.
"Who is there," calls out one of the Nuns. "
"The blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two Nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the
door.
"Nice boobs, sisters" remarks the man with a wry smile, "now,
where do you want these blinds?"
2007-12-06 23:11:53 · answer #2 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo
2007-12-06 22:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only one was funny.
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"# Why don't men die in their sleep?
'Cuz they can't do two things at the same time."
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2007-12-06 22:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by Јέstέя [Pro-Mέtal] 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahh yes... good ol sexism. Wonderful, just wonderful!
2007-12-06 22:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
now ur makin fun of guys i hate ur guts
2007-12-06 22:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-12-07 00:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, thanks.
2007-12-06 22:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋