Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

I just did, and darn she has no tissue!

2007-12-06 17:22:27 · 35 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Polls & Surveys

Julia had just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin So on her wedding night staying at her mother's house she was nervous
But her mother reassured her Don't worry Julia Kyle's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you
So up she went When she got upstairs Kyle took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest Julia ran downstairs to her mother and says Mama Kyle's got a big hairy chest Don't worry Julia, says the mother all good men have hairy chests Go upstairs He'll take good care of you
So up she went again When she got up in the bedroom Kyle took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again,Julia ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama Mama, Kyle took off his pants and he's got hairy legs
All good men have hairy legs Kyle's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you
So up she went again When she got up there Kyle took off his socks and Julia ran downstairs and she said mama Kyle's got a foot an a half Stand back this is a mama's job

2007-12-06 17:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've never really borrowed money from anyone but my mom and I always give it back. It seems that when people borrow money from me, they don't give it back or they give it back in portions!! I want it all back at one time just like I gave it to them!! I know some people that aren't getting a Christmas present b/c they still have my money!!

Should I do like this guy did? lmao!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqj-OquId8

Thanks for answering!!<3

2007-12-06 17:21:25 · 27 answers · asked by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

i have yet to see a cartoon avatar that is some big fat guy or girl with double chins have you???

2007-12-06 17:21:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

2007-12-06 17:20:26 · 20 answers · asked by jerriel 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 17:17:00 · 18 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

or do you have something else?

2007-12-06 17:15:35 · 14 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:14:25 · 18 answers · asked by Unknown 5 in Polls & Surveys

my contacts seem to think i am. hmm, interesting.

2007-12-06 17:14:13 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

I got you something... Tee Hee..... Hope you like it!

2007-12-06 17:11:27 · 13 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

friend, and if so does he or she talk with you?

2007-12-06 17:09:53 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

i bet i will get a lot of...genitals...

anyways...honest answers.. or it could be what are some places... so its not such a narrow question...

2007-12-06 17:09:43 · 10 answers · asked by trustmeimaliar 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:09:36 · 39 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

it really is a small world

2007-12-06 17:08:36 · 25 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Man, woman, city, town, country, etc...This one should be easy.

2007-12-06 17:07:42 · 34 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:06:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:06:33 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi I am looking for a unique name for my retail establishment that I have to create for school.
It is going to be a deli/bakery. With couches, tables and chairs, books, a fireplace. Very relaxing atmosphere. But I can not think of a good name. Anyone have any suggestions? Thanks in advance :)

2007-12-06 17:05:44 · 2 answers · asked by Stacey F 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:05:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:04:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:02:55 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:02:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:02:02 · 16 answers · asked by Unknown 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 17:01:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not really jaded by celebrities, and I feel like I can be trusted by them. I really enjoy serving people, but the money is really what has interested me. How can I get in?

2007-12-06 17:01:05 · 14 answers · asked by rockcrazy 1 in Celebrities

..find me attractive? I still have most of my teeth and all of my toes....

2007-12-06 17:00:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Left is riches and fortune, but lack of love and friendship. Right is poor but lots of love and friendship. Which way do you go? Why?

2007-12-06 17:00:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 16:59:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 16:58:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lurch REALLY creeps me out!!! Ugh!!!

2007-12-06 16:57:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys