Julia had just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin So on her wedding night staying at her mother's house she was nervous
But her mother reassured her Don't worry Julia Kyle's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you
So up she went When she got upstairs Kyle took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest Julia ran downstairs to her mother and says Mama Kyle's got a big hairy chest Don't worry Julia, says the mother all good men have hairy chests Go upstairs He'll take good care of you
So up she went again When she got up in the bedroom Kyle took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again,Julia ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama Mama, Kyle took off his pants and he's got hairy legs
All good men have hairy legs Kyle's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you
So up she went again When she got up there Kyle took off his socks and Julia ran downstairs and she said mama Kyle's got a foot an a half Stand back this is a mama's job
2007-12-06 17:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one...i have 1 for you too...
The Vet
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The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people
did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state
line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more
cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move
away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very
upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount
our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves
forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An
attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance,
buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they
bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you
know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
Illinois."
2007-12-06 23:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 06:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao...funny
2007-12-07 05:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by Est.1992 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋