2007-12-06 17:06:33 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Fart back!
2007-12-06 17:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to anty in if we were playing a game but I would win of course I always stink my fiancee out of the houseLOL heck she just farted now
next time light a lighter and see if it pottent enough to make it flame upLOL
2007-12-06 17:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since a fart is "natural" I'd just move away for a bit or crack
a window. The gas has to come from two areas
1. Mouth
2. Butt
It's natural but try to get off to yourself when you do this.
PLEASE!
2007-12-06 17:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by Joan F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funnier if you didn't fart. Because then all the methane gasses would build up until you exploded. That's one way to get on the news. I can see it now..."Local man refuses to fart and explodes; really gross film at eleven."
2007-12-06 17:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe say something stupid to you so u dont feel bad...
thats what i did when the boy i liked farted..i could tell he was embarrased so i just said something that would let him know i didnt care.
2007-12-06 17:09:48 · answer #5 · answered by EPICFAIL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first rule of etiquette is to pretend you did not notice a breach of etiquette.
So, if we were in the same room and I noticed this incident, I would act as though it never happened.
2007-12-06 17:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Pythia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, because you are probably miles away from me. Even if you were in the next building, I would never smell it. The wind is blowing so strong that you would be lucky to smell it yourself.
2007-12-06 17:40:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you do if i "cleared" the air, by shooting a "flame - thrower" at your butt ?
Then use a telephone pole with crazy glue all over it, to plug you up, thus ensure that i would never have to waste any more of my flame - thrower on you ever again !
2007-12-06 17:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by chuichupachichi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would plug my nose if you let one rip....but here's a better question: What would you do if I farted!!??
2007-12-06 17:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on what u 8. gas over solid matter composed of decaying matter requires a liquid & fatty emollient solution...translated After you do do it,wash yo a**!Sorry,feelin'gangsta after reading Art of War!
2007-12-07 01:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by orangepjs44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where you were when you did.
While I'm cooking...CSI Las Vegas would be there in 2.5 seconds.
At a formal dinner...CSI Miami would be there in under one minute.
Anywhere else...I'd give you way good competition!
Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com
2007-12-06 17:15:11 · answer #11 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋