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Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

2007-12-06 17:20:26 · 20 answers · asked by jerriel 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Star if you like it

2007-12-06 17:21:08 · update #1

Thank you for the stars.

2007-12-06 20:23:26 · update #2

20 answers

ohmigosh, so true, so sad!

2007-12-06 17:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1 0

Only if they have a very good reason for waiting that long before getting very serious with you such as completing school and getting financially settled so that they can provide you and your future family with a very comfortable lifestyle. However, if they just want you to sit around while they fool around with other people until they're ready then they are not worthy of your time and are pretty much using you as like a backup.

2016-05-21 23:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny! 100!

2007-12-06 22:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hahaha thats cool

2007-12-06 17:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by Cha cha 4 · 0 0

its really quite interesting, to see how someone can make it have two different meanings, with the same words, just reversing the order. kind of fascinating. good, but sad, because thats like, spousal abuse. (third line backwards)

2007-12-06 19:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1 0

Witty. XD

2007-12-06 17:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by Amaya 2 · 0 0

That was really perfect. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

2007-12-06 20:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahha


Really I laughed loudly.............thank u



Have a nice day :-)

2007-12-06 23:17:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

You are an absolute Genius!!

2007-12-06 21:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by spookii 3 · 0 0

thats cool, funny by sad, so real

2007-12-06 17:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by darksweets13 2 · 0 0

Cool...

2007-12-06 21:55:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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