Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2007

I really want to know What Green Day's houses look like...and if you could help me..... that would be AWSOME!!!!

2007-11-21 02:09:02 · 1 answers · asked by greendayfan1199 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-21 02:08:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man, a cat, and an ostrich walk into a bar. They sit down and the man offers to buy a round of beer. "Sure," says the cat, "That'd be nice but you know I'm not buying you one in return."

"Fine," says the man and goes to buy three beers. They drink and talk for a while until they finish their beer and then the ostrich asks if they'd like another. "Please," says the cat, "But there's no way I'm gonna pay for any later on."

The ostrich orders three beers and they sit and drink and talk for a bit longer. When the time for the next time comes around the man and the ostrich both look at the cat expectantly.

"No way," says the cat. "I made it damn clear that I'm not paying for any beer...you want more, you'll have to pay."

Sighing, the man gets up and asks for three more beers. The bartender, who is obviously confused asks the man, "What's going on?"

"Well," says the man, "I found an old lamp a few years back and I gave it a rub and this genie comes out, says he'll give me anything I wish for. But I'm not sure he really understood...I asked for a tall bird with a tight pussy."--

2007-11-21 02:08:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-21 02:07:23 · 21 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 02:06:15 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

shoot them all instead?


god bless america.
"Let the civil war come again, i'm ready to fVck" --(poet) Richard Brautigan: Trout Fishing In America.

2007-11-21 02:05:33 · 15 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 02:05:28 · 8 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 02:04:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 02:02:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what makes you emit one of these sounds?

2007-11-21 02:02:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So far, I have this:
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
On my head
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
The turkey is dead
Slather my meat
With grease and chunks
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
I smell ham.

2007-11-21 02:01:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you more of a night person or a morning person i have to say that i am more of a night person so what are you

2007-11-21 02:01:15 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't eat it, I mostly stick with Provolone, Colby Jack and Mozerella Cheese....

but I always wondered, what makes that particular Cheese "American Cheese". Wasn't it invented by a Canadian anyway? (for some reason that is stuck in my head... not sure if it's true or not)

2007-11-21 02:01:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I fell asleep with my ipod in, and had a rectangle on my stomach with little lines going up to my ears! hahaha

2007-11-21 02:00:56 · 3 answers · asked by Fishy!!! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 02:00:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George Senior, the pilot, parachutes out of the plane. Not knowing how to fly a plane, National Guard Service or not, George, Jr. grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My Dad just jumped out of the plane!"

Ground control receives the call for help and answers back:

"Your dad?"

"He left me here! Took the parachute!"

"Sir, your dad?"

"He's the pilot! Gosh!"

"Okay, don't worry, sir. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm over six feet and sitting in the front!"

2007-11-21 02:00:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a football head coach. Should I stop my plans on moving to California to take the position and solidify my status as a god?

2007-11-21 02:00:32 · 4 answers · asked by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 02:00:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ie; wife, other family member...coworker

2007-11-21 01:59:43 · 8 answers · asked by Star 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 01:59:23 · 7 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

when we leave the Thanksgiving dinner table to come on P&S for a minute and do what we do?

2007-11-21 01:58:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.....Smoke?....

http://medicineworld.org/images/blogs/smokers-lung-22312.jpg


I hope not!

2007-11-21 01:58:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mysterious stranger

2007-11-21 01:57:55 · 34 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live in Wisconsin and our winters can get pretty bad, but I generally love winter/snow...

What is your favorite winter hobby etc...

2007-11-21 01:57:32 · 10 answers · asked by Star 5 in Polls & Surveys

6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.
9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.
12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over the world.
13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking.
14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.'
15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.
16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.
17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.
17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.
18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?
19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions.
Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?
20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?
22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.
23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel it the Mullah' round.
0.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.
00.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.
01.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
02.00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again.

2007-11-21 01:57:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

so he posts a question about it most people take it for the joke it is and post a funny answer about 3 people said it was disgusting next thing it gets took off theres no democracy on answers is there.

2007-11-21 01:56:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Starting again on here?
Can't thumb up etc...

2007-11-21 01:56:28 · 12 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

i saw this on 60Minutes. if KFC, Burger King, Starbucks, McDonalds, etc put up on their pricebords the calorie content of each item would you still buy their food at all or as ofter as you did before?

2007-11-21 01:55:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 01:54:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 01:54:49 · 29 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Polls & Surveys