So far, I have this:
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
On my head
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
The turkey is dead
Slather my meat
With grease and chunks
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
I smell ham.
2007-11-21 02:01:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gravy boat, gravy boat on my head
The cook is in the pantry, drunk
And Buk's still in his bed
The butler's got the measles and
The parlour maid is dead
(I'm wondering just how we'll cope
When Sister Buk gets wed ......!)
Gravy boat, gravy boat on my head
The P&S mob's getting close
They're begging to be fed
The turkey's done a runner
(grabbed the pumpkin pie and fled!)
D'you think they'd like some sausage
With their gravy boat instead?
2007-11-21 03:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
On my head
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
The turkey is dead
Slather my meat
With grease and chunks
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
I smell ham.
Damn!
Dinner's ready.
2007-11-21 02:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by The French Connection 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A polite man uses the gravy boat to pour gravy, not as a cup.
2016-04-05 01:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
Pass it on down
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
Pass it around
Pour it on the stuffing
Pour it on the yams
Pour it on my body
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
I am naked.
EAT ME<--there ya go birdy
2007-11-21 02:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Gravy boat, gravy boat
Why'd you spring a leak?
Now I have gravy streaming down my cheek.
Sister Buk and Pippi Von Trapp, come right darn quick
Before this hot gravy splatters on my *ick
Oh, I mean sausage!
Damn, another song ruined as once again I need new underwear!
2007-11-21 08:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O Gravy Boat O Gravy Boat
Thy handle shines out brightly!
Each lump doth hold its tasty sight,
That makes each drop a tempting bite
2007-11-21 03:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Finale (Tom Jones style):
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
I love you
Yes I do
You and your Gravy boat eyes
Whoa, whoa
You and your Gravy boat...nose.......
2007-11-21 06:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I smell ham doesn't rhyme...how about
With bread I dunks
gravy boat gravy boat
I hope you don't sink
gravy boat gravy boat
dinner's over
now let's drink
2007-11-21 03:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by acea 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, not spam
even though spam is the next closet thing
ham is the king
gravy boat, gravy boat
inside you hold treats
that tops of our meat
making it all so complete
gravy boat gravy boat
when cold you get hard
lumpy like lard
but when hot your are smooth and fine
like Brad Pitt's behind
i wanna lick you and brads backside too
thats all i got
2007-11-21 02:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gravy boat, Gravy boat
Pour it down my throat
2007-11-21 02:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by lucy diamond 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋