George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George Senior, the pilot, parachutes out of the plane. Not knowing how to fly a plane, National Guard Service or not, George, Jr. grabs the radio.
"Mayday, mayday! My Dad just jumped out of the plane!"
Ground control receives the call for help and answers back:
"Your dad?"
"He left me here! Took the parachute!"
"Sir, your dad?"
"He's the pilot! Gosh!"
"Okay, don't worry, sir. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm over six feet and sitting in the front!"
2007-11-21 02:00:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny!!
2007-11-21 03:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it...but there the joke is flawed because it says that Michael Jackson and George Bush are on a plane...it doesn't mention children at first. When I hear of two rich people on a plane, my mind doesn't generally take me to a commercial flight.
2016-05-24 21:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA! That was the best joke I've heard about George Bush in a long while.
Thanks for a good laugh.
2007-11-21 02:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Stitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did george forget to read to the kids before getting on a plane
2007-11-21 06:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a crappy morning but u made my day. lol here is your star
2007-11-21 02:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like something that " Dumbya' " would say... Good one, DC... LMAO...
2007-11-22 13:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah, miscommunication - always a good joke, lol.
2007-11-21 02:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny - happy turkey day!
2007-11-21 02:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe..xD here's a star :)
2007-11-21 02:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by Pauli :) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-21 02:04:52 · answer #10 · answered by lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋