Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2007

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what makes you feel good?

2007-11-20 12:16:50 · 13 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I don't want to look anything up...so does anyone know if there are any new episodes of any shows tonight? I don't care if it's a game show or a drama...just looking for something to watch.

Btw - Anyone excited about Grey's Anatomy Thursday night?

2007-11-20 12:16:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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Sorry but this is too funny not to tell you!!!?

Subject: We're in Trouble

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million

employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and

city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work..

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ***,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice

thx 2 rjs

This was sent to me in an email. This is funny isn't it? I'm open to all answers!!!

2007-11-20 12:16:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is a better guitarist?

Neil Young or Jimmy Page

2007-11-20 12:16:22 · 5 answers · asked by Michael 1 in Polls & Surveys

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do you like this frog fishing joke?

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his
boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me
up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up". He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

2007-11-20 12:16:02 · 9 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Accents: Hot or Not?

2007-11-20 12:15:45 · 31 answers · asked by Jona 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Turkey, Ham Tofurky or Turduken?

...for Thanksgiving...

2007-11-20 12:15:44 · 8 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

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do sharks eat?

pizza

2007-11-20 12:15:42 · 9 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

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♫♫ I'll name the song....CAn you name the 60's GROUP?

1. The Carnival Is Over
2. Don't Talk To Strangers
3. It's Gonna Be Alright
4. All Day And All Of The Night
5. Jenny Take A Ride!

2007-11-20 12:15:33 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Music

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Do you always forgive?

2007-11-20 12:15:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you think PEPPERMINT PATTY was gay?

after all they were always calling her SIR.

2007-11-20 12:14:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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are you ever attracted to someone odd?

I am in love with Tim Curry in the Rocky Horror Picture Show....sigh....Dr. Frank N Furter

2007-11-20 12:13:24 · 30 answers · asked by I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what song is stuck in your head now?

for me it timberland- the way i are

2007-11-20 12:13:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do people have a tendency to fall in love with you?

2007-11-20 12:12:58 · 17 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like the show the boondocks?

If so what is your favorite episode? I like the recent episode, when granddad had that date with that crazy woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qhwtEXarMw

2007-11-20 12:12:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?

2007-11-20 12:12:43 · 8 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Miley Cyrus FAMILY PICS?

does anybody know where i can get pics of her WHOLE FAMILY..noah, brandi, her, braison, christopher cody, trace//and thats it!!

or single pictures of EACH OF THEM?

2007-11-20 12:12:27 · 7 answers · asked by Ave 3 in Celebrities

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fruit or vegetable?

2007-11-20 12:12:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you hear about the lion who was too lazy to hunt?

Eventually he had to swallow his pride

2007-11-20 12:11:34 · 6 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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favourite happy song?=)?

mines walking on sunshine
and Toto- Africa =)

2007-11-20 12:11:23 · 6 answers · asked by Jasmine 5 in Other - Music

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What is your favorite candy or candy bar?

king size hershey's milk chocolate with almonds...

2007-11-20 12:10:56 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What A Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt?

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whiskey at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon.
He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie...but it's nice to see you won firrrst prrrize!"

2007-11-20 12:09:26 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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