A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his
boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me
up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up". He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
2007-11-20 12:16:02 · 9 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that was funny!!!
2007-11-20 12:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its An Add Of Sprite Right But Tooo Goood
2016-05-24 09:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew I would never kiss a frog
2007-11-20 12:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by Alison Mimi Lopela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that is funny
2007-11-20 12:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-20 12:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Karri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice.
2007-11-20 12:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by PiNkIsH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnnny
2007-11-20 12:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by dapdap7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) I LIKE IT! happy holidays
2007-11-20 12:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by alliew77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...
2007-11-20 12:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by OneTrueQueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋