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lmao if she does
=)
2007-11-17 11:07:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 11:06:54 · 18 answers · asked by Haaaaay! 5 in Polls & Surveys
I would!
2007-11-17 11:05:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
But star if you like it anyway...Thx.
Three women friends go out to a nightclub to see male dancers. One of the women wants to impress the others, so she pulls out a $10 dollar billl and waves the dancer over. She licks the #10 dollar bill and sticks it to his left buttock. Not to be outdone, the second woman pulls out a $20 dollar bill, licks it, and slaps it on the other cheek. The dancer looks down at the third woman and raises his hands over the back of his head with elbows out wide , swivels his butt, stares right in her eyes and raises eyebrows. Thinking for a minute, she reaches into her purse and pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down the crack, grabs the $30 dollars and goes home.
2007-11-17 11:05:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Greetings from Hannover.
2007-11-17 11:04:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I'd love to hear your views on this matter,
Thank you!!
2007-11-17 11:04:31 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 11:04:31 · 19 answers · asked by yaLUVme 1 in Polls & Surveys
and eliminate cigarettes, tobacco, and all of that crap................
1. Would you hate me?
2. Would you smoke anyways?
3. Would you move to another country JUST to smoke?
2007-11-17 11:02:57 · 37 answers · asked by Mr. Girl Liker 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 11:02:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
or does it mean its for fun
2007-11-17 11:01:58 · 16 answers · asked by What 5 in Polls & Surveys
What will you? How will you get by...without them?
2007-11-17 11:01:21 · 22 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys
especially if you go in a store just for that... and the sale clerk is a nice young looking person...
2007-11-17 11:00:31 · 30 answers · asked by Mojitabean 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 11:00:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Mine is fake and i LOVE decorating it!
2007-11-17 10:59:59 · 62 answers · asked by »cottoncandy 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 10:59:16 · 2 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Drama
2007-11-17 10:58:44 · 28 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys
*sniffle sniffle*
Do you have a headache?
2007-11-17 10:58:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Take your pick.
As for me, I use Firefox.
2007-11-17 10:57:38 · 34 answers · asked by CrazyDelmar 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 10:57:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Please help!!
2007-11-17 10:57:28 · 1 answers · asked by horseclimber 2 in Other - Music
About 5% percent over here.
2007-11-17 10:56:39 · 6 answers · asked by Haaaaay! 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 10:55:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q. What's six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What is the new gay website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).
Q. What is the new O.J. website address?
A. slash slash backslash escape.
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
A. Speed bumps.
Q. What's got four legs and one arm?
A. A Rottweiler.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!
Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ***.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
A: Odor eaters
Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of
their decisions.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do only 30% of men get into Heaven?
A: If it were more, it would be Hell.
Q: What is the new gay website address?
A: c : enter # # #
Q: Why do men like big **** and tight *****?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.
Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
Q: Why don't women have any brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
Q: What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: So he could run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A: A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.
Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A: He walks around saying, "Yo".
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why do drivers' education classes in redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ****?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..."
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy ****.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A **** that stays up all night.
Q: Why is being in the military like a ********?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
2007-11-17 10:55:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
person with most word gets 10 points!
2007-11-17 10:54:32 · 15 answers · asked by baby gurl 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 10:53:58 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Mine is Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch.
2007-11-17 10:53:05 · 5 answers · asked by candy 3 in Polls & Surveys
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
2007-11-17 10:52:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
if a cockroach loses its head?
2007-11-17 10:51:22 · 12 answers · asked by notmygame 6 in Polls & Surveys
I ahve had a very bad day. :(
2007-11-17 10:50:55 · 15 answers · asked by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 10:50:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
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