Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2007

one peaceful day in the woods of colorado a river trout is enjoying his day in the streams. The fish spots a hovering fly just 6inches out of reach for the fish to catch. At the same time a bear sees the fish and waits on the river bank for the trout to jump out of the water Behind the bear a hunter waits for the bear to grab the fish so he can get a clear shot. Behind the hunter waits a mouse eyeing the large peice of cheese that's about to fall out of the hunter's pocket. Behind that mouse a cat waits for the mouse to emerge for the cheese.

suddenly the fly drops 6 inches.
the fish grabs the fly
the bear jumps up and grabs the fish
the hunter shoots the bear, losing the peice of cheese in his pocket in the process
the mouse runs for the peice of cheese,
the cat sees the mouse and leaps for it, but misses and falls into the river.

what's the morale of this story?

If a fly goes down 6 in. a p*ssy will get wet!!!

2007-11-07 07:14:26 · 8 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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doesn't the whole dog the bounty hunter thing show that the wwjd people are just a bunch of hipocrits?

people who wear their religion on their sleeve especialy in bussiness,are not to be trusted,remember they all prayed to jesus and god in every show!!!

2007-11-07 07:13:45 · 9 answers · asked by boxer 2 in Reality Television

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Have you ever had to change your personality from "Mild Mannered Dick Bent" to "SuperStooge" overnight?

2007-11-07 07:13:38 · 8 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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On a scale from 2 to orange how would you rate yourself?

2007-11-07 07:13:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I know gas prices are soaring again. How much are you paying now?

Since last week, it's gone up $0.04 cents a day several times. We are up to $3.25 a gallon. I think this is the highest I've ever seen it at the place I go to. Luckily I happened to fill my tank just before the increases started!

2007-11-07 07:13:12 · 58 answers · asked by angelbaby 7 in Polls & Surveys

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In whose company do you feel most comfortable?

2007-11-07 07:12:16 · 38 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Avril Lavigne Research help?

Ok. I have to write a reason on why I think avril lavigne is the greatest canadian. all you avril fans out there, tell me why you think she is the greatest canadian.PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

2007-11-07 07:11:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Why didn't our ancestors invent GOOFY stage names for themselves, as do our MODERN celebs?

Say, like Gee Wah, 'da Baby Daddy of his Country,'
JU' C Section, 'Pimp Emporer of Rome,"
Attila "Thug Masta" the Hun
Feel free to create some of your own!

2007-11-07 07:10:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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help me think of a caption?

i tend to show off my pictures of my cat taco all the time.. i have this one picture of her on myspace that i can't think of a good caption for.. any suggestions?

funniest/most creative answer gets best answer. i'll choose in 30 minutes ;)

http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/kelly848484/?action=view¤t=Picture295.jpg

2007-11-07 07:09:44 · 9 answers · asked by girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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On the show Journeyman, is Livia dead or is she still alive?

I'm a little confused, at first I thought she was his guide, an angel or something, but now I'm thinking she left him and is still alive....thoughts?

2007-11-07 07:08:54 · 6 answers · asked by kbear1274 3 in Drama

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Can I get some stars please? At least 30 to 50 people. I really need them.....?

PLEASE......

2007-11-07 07:08:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys