one peaceful day in the woods of colorado a river trout is enjoying his day in the streams. The fish spots a hovering fly just 6inches out of reach for the fish to catch. At the same time a bear sees the fish and waits on the river bank for the trout to jump out of the water Behind the bear a hunter waits for the bear to grab the fish so he can get a clear shot. Behind the hunter waits a mouse eyeing the large peice of cheese that's about to fall out of the hunter's pocket. Behind that mouse a cat waits for the mouse to emerge for the cheese.
suddenly the fly drops 6 inches.
the fish grabs the fly
the bear jumps up and grabs the fish
the hunter shoots the bear, losing the peice of cheese in his pocket in the process
the mouse runs for the peice of cheese,
the cat sees the mouse and leaps for it, but misses and falls into the river.
what's the morale of this story?
If a fly goes down 6 in. a p*ssy will get wet!!!
2007-11-07 07:14:26 · 8 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry, but u didnt even get a chuckle outta me!
2007-11-07 07:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought the morale was never eat cheese.
2007-11-07 15:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by Henry M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You gave us fair warning! I liked it!
2007-11-07 15:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Topez 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmao u get me thinkn for awhile .. lol
2007-11-07 16:59:06 · answer #4 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Like it. lol
2007-11-07 15:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow that was totally unexpected...LMAO
2007-11-07 16:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol *
2007-11-07 15:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your gross
2007-11-07 15:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by XQZ-moi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋