Entertainment & Music - 3 November 2007

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

"Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

2007-11-03 18:50:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

2007-11-03 18:48:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Not to be a mean question but look at Star Jones before and America before she was a celeb. Plain looking.

How women like these end up getting men that would rate a 10 when they rate a 6/7?

2007-11-03 18:46:02 · 31 answers · asked by Okay Hero 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-03 18:45:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:45:21 · 54 answers · asked by CLOSED SITE 4 in Polls & Surveys

x rated or not.. what do you like to do with him?

2007-11-03 18:44:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So teams like Duke would not work because they suck at football....and basketball as of last year.

2007-11-03 18:44:11 · 1 answers · asked by Jon G 4 in Polls & Surveys

It was in Across the universe. I dont know the words, but it is something like- if i ev-er faaaall, in looooove, id ......

2007-11-03 18:43:57 · 5 answers · asked by Barefoot 6 in Other - Music

if you could tell the world anything

2007-11-03 18:40:52 · 21 answers · asked by me 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:40:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Favorite book
2. Best President ( United States )
3. Favorite season
4. Favorite flower
5. Favorite actress
6. Favorite actor
7. Favorite group
8. Favorite song
9. Favorite state
10. Favorite non-alcoholic drink

2007-11-03 18:39:56 · 20 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think I should keep it black and white, for that classic look.
But what do you think ?
Your opinion is valued.
= )

2007-11-03 18:39:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:38:36 · 5 answers · asked by spykid1803 1 in Other - Music

2007-11-03 18:38:19 · 17 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:37:30 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What might a woman do or say that would completely turn you off?

2007-11-03 18:36:20 · 36 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the biggest turn off as far as men are concerned?

2007-11-03 18:34:42 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Name the following:

1. Something you eat on your lunch break

2. Something non-edible you put in your mouth

3. A redneck-sounding name

4. Something you keep under the sink

5. A quiet place

6. The logo or slogan on your favorite printed T-shirt

7. What the interior of your car smells like

8. A killer

9. The next automobile you will purchase

10. Something a cowboy needs

2007-11-03 18:33:43 · 24 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want "your" list. I didn't ask 4 who are "the" top 15. Here's my list. U could be biased

1.Nas
2.Tupac
3.Ice Cube
4.Rakim
5.Big Punisher
6.Biggie
7.Big Daddy Kane
8.Jay-Z
9. Common
10.Scarface
11. Raekwon
12. ghostface Killah
13. Mos Def
14. Chuck D
15. LL Cool J

My Honorable Mentions-Canibus, Big L, MF DOOM, Royce Da 5'9, AZ, GZA

2007-11-03 18:33:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

if he tells you you cant befriends with certain people, or talk to certain people what do you do, and vice versa. If our lady told you not to talk to some other lady would you do it anyway?

2007-11-03 18:33:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:32:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three businessmen walk into a hotel. The front desk tells them the cost for a room is $30.00. The men give $10.00 each and go up to their room. Several minutes later the manager comes to the front desk and tells the clerk the businessmen should only be charged $25.00. The manager gives the clerk five $1 bills and tells him to give the businessmen their change.

As the clerk is walking up to the room he realizes he can't divide $5 equally between three people. He decides to give the businessmen $1 each and keep $2 for a tip.

Each of the three businessman has now paid $9.00 ($10.00 initially and $1.00 back).

Nine dollars times three businessmen equally $27 dollars ($9.00 X 3 = $27.00). Plus the $2.00 the clerk took as a tip. ($27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00)

That's a total of $29, but the businessmen payed $30 originally.

What happened to the last dollar?

2007-11-03 18:31:21 · 9 answers · asked by felonius_monkey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-03 18:30:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:29:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:29:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:27:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yea yea, stupid question but I am wondering all the same. thanks!

2007-11-03 18:27:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I personally can think of two for me. Two young ladies, Lisa G and Duchess. I came on here because I was sort of talked into it and discovered two exceptionally inspiring ladies.

2007-11-03 18:27:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:27:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 18:25:16 · 39 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys