What have you learned lately?

Answer 1

That when my mother-in-law says, "If you want the remote, you have to dig for it", you shouldn't do it. You never know what you'll find in her folds of fat.

Answer 2

I have learned that I cannot call a movie "stupid" unless I have made the effort to watch it from beginning to end.

I watched "See Spot Run" the other day and laughed so hard. for years, I refused to see it because i thought it was "beneath me".

In all actuality, It was a funny movie. Where else could you see Paul Sorvino get his gnads gnawed off by a police dog.

Answer 3

I have learned the three things you need to be a plumber.

1. Poop goes down

2. Hot is on the left

3. Payday is Friday

Answer 4

Whatever country, or region or race you are living the people are still very friendly and innocently simple. The color of every
body's heart is the same. We only have to cast off the veil of our prejudices.

Answer 5

That the person who came up with the expression "there are no stupid questions" never hung around places like Yahoo Answers. I've seen some doozies.

Answer 6

that i can tell when people are bored

ive also learned that making a 3D plant cell modle doesnt take much time, and that they have 13 parts

Answer 7

That this computer has a way smaller keyboard than my other one does and my hands are too big for it so I keep making typos over and over and it's highly annoying!

Answer 8

I learned how to enlarged my thingy using a pump.

Answer 9

that there is never enough time in the day to catch up on all the housework(ive been dilly dallying thru P+S again)...cheers

Answer 10

Forgiveness!! It is amazing. Life is too short to be angry and it is a huge waste of time and energy!