"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
2007-11-03 18:48:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-11-05 19:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke!
2007-11-04 13:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad I have a ways to go before I get that age!!!!!
2007-11-05 07:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, grossly funny!
2007-11-03 21:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-09 17:12:53 · answer #5 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haven't heard this one before.
2007-11-03 21:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewew hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-11-03 19:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm almost there.
2007-11-04 05:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda gross but funny
2007-11-04 04:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by Xx_Starry_Eyed_Xx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha.
good one:]
2007-11-03 18:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Hayleyy♡ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋