One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
2007-11-03 18:50:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the funniest joke i heard so far!!
2007-11-03 18:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Yuna S 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."
This student received the only A.
2007-11-04 01:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by schtick.trogs 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would've stood and said the same thing, myself.
2007-11-04 01:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! But the boy was clever. I love this joke.
2007-11-03 21:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by shoryu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol...That was funny....If I'd been in that class...I'd have been the first person to stand up....
2007-11-03 20:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by Schumi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! ha!ha!
2007-11-04 13:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-11-03 21:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep 'em coming. You're on a roll!
2007-11-04 05:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very fun that is to laugh isn't!
2007-11-06 03:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-03 23:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋