Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2007

A worried father telephones his doctor and tells him that his teenage son has come down with venereal disease. 'He thinks he caught it from the maid,' says the father
'Don't worry too much,' says the doctor, 'These things happen.'
'I know' says the father ' But I've been sleeping with the maid too, and now I seem to have the same symptoms,'
'That's unfortunate,' says the doctor. 'But try not to get distressed.'
'That's not all' says the man, 'I think I've passed it on to my wife.'
'Christ Almighty!' screams the doctor
'That means we all have it!!!'

2007-10-18 11:20:34 · 17 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-18 11:20:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Billy Bob

What comes to mind when you hear it?

2007-10-18 11:20:14 · 20 answers · asked by נυѕт ѕмιℓє 5 in Polls & Surveys

Are you a
A)Yahooligan?
B)Yahoodlum?
C)Yahole?

And do you remember these comercials?

2007-10-18 11:19:23 · 4 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

He is sooooo Great. Beautiful face like an angel. Gift from God. Such a nice smile. Anyone feel the same about him?

2007-10-18 11:19:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

she was amazing! She will be missed...

2007-10-18 11:19:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

When ever i get it a fight with someone i always start to get all teary eyed.
i hate it.
like i dont want to cry.
nothing even bad happens and i cry.
i know this happens to alot of other people to.
so what should i do?
is there anything that will help me.
like sometimes if a teacher is talking to me about something i did wrong i will almost start to cry.
plase help.
thankks.

2007-10-18 11:18:43 · 17 answers · asked by |a| 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:18:40 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:17:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THANKS

2007-10-18 11:17:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Trust in God but ..........

2007-10-18 11:17:31 · 28 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

My wife's other car is a ..........

2007-10-18 11:16:57 · 20 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

And after he does...well you know...what he does, would you ever invite him over for drinks and dinner?
Sure he might be a great guy. But you have to wonder. After at least 8 years of medical school, he then takes a few more to specialize in sticking his finger and insturments in a place that you never want to think about.

2007-10-18 11:16:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its been asked before, get over it.


:)

GG

2007-10-18 11:16:30 · 7 answers · asked by One Bad Gato 3 in Comics & Animation

Honk if you ..........

2007-10-18 11:16:08 · 21 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don't work at a funeral home, and a lady did drop dead at her desk a couple months ago.

2007-10-18 11:15:34 · 14 answers · asked by Kiss my Shaz 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you can read this ..........

2007-10-18 11:15:33 · 20 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:15:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

e.g. A shortage of dwarves

A .......... of celebrities

2007-10-18 11:14:06 · 15 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:14:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:13:53 · 2 answers · asked by ♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ 7 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-18 11:13:50 · 36 answers · asked by don 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:13:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

e.g. A mass of Catholics

A .......... of politicians

2007-10-18 11:13:15 · 20 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

e.g. A drove of cabbies

A .......... of chocoholics

2007-10-18 11:12:32 · 19 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

i boy who i have liked since 3rd grade we r now in high skool asked me if i like him i said i dont and then he asked me 10 times r u really really really sure i said yeah i am and he said aww man and left how stupid am i??even a 3rd grader (my cuz) said i was soo stupid to do that well wat should i do know and am i stupid feel free to call me one=D

2007-10-18 11:12:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 11:12:14 · 9 answers · asked by cuz i said so 2 in Polls & Surveys

- http://www.aliviastoys.com/gloworms/glofriends.html
- http://www.smurf.com/home-en
- http://www.tv.com/miami-vice/show/544/summary.html

Hammer pants were in! " Sike"!

2007-10-18 11:12:13 · 13 answers · asked by Marge 5 in Polls & Surveys

e.g. A bevy of alcoholics

A .......... of doctors

2007-10-18 11:11:48 · 19 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sporks: The best of both worlds.

2007-10-18 11:11:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys