Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2007

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.

2007-10-18 16:00:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this song is an older song and i remember hearing at my grandmothers. she had it on an 8 track. but i dont know who sings it.can anyone help?

2007-10-18 16:00:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

maybe they are the ones cheating?

2007-10-18 15:59:59 · 17 answers · asked by thinkaspell 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 15:59:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 15:57:05 · 8 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

What are your top 10 ( or 5 ) Three days grace songs??? It can be off any of the albums... thyre all sooo good but i think these 10 are some of the best ...
Pain
Never too late
Animal I have become
Wake up
Home
I hate everything about you
over and over
gone forever
Time of dying
one x
Tell me your favorites!
All of them are great though!!!

2007-10-18 15:56:59 · 4 answers · asked by Autumn Eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have to write an essay on what its about to.. so I just wanted to know if anyone knew
It has to be clean(Or Easy to find clean version)
Has to have a meaning to it(not like Soulja Boy uhhh)
Has to be from the old days like Eazy E days you should know if you are a fan of rap

2007-10-18 15:56:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

I believe it is a foreign film. I only saw the trailer on apple.com. Basically the guy is trying to get money by playing russian roulette. There is a bunch of people also playing to win. The trailer ended with a black screen and a gun shot. Can you help me out?

2007-10-18 15:56:28 · 4 answers · asked by rjp1811 2 in Movies

2007-10-18 15:55:23 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 15:54:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you still eat Kraft dinner?

2007-10-18 15:54:36 · 18 answers · asked by cast.no.shadow 5 in Polls & Surveys

what the heck does it take to get yahoos messenger service off my back,they are wrecking my life! i cannot get into my inbox or to use my contacts because of this *&%$# warning that im using two computers,then bang,they disconnect me and louse up my inbox.ive had it with this idiotic service,help me ditch this unwanted mess!!!!

2007-10-18 15:54:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you rather go out with the captin of the football the team or that one speshel person that has liked you all along and knows your favorite movie.

2007-10-18 15:54:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you agree with this statement off the Careers at Yahoo website

2007-10-18 15:53:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

2007-10-18 15:53:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-18 15:53:24 · 6 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

Joke: Marital Secrets
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the fast 5 years?"

"Honey, let me explain.."

"Why, you sneaky b'stard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -"

"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids?"

2007-10-18 15:52:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-18 15:52:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm writing a five page paper on Mozart, and I had some simple questions about him that I thought would be a good filler for the paper. If you have any other interesting facts that are long or interesting, please add them. I need all the help I can get.
So roughly, how many pieces did Mozart compose?
What are some of his most famous?
Can you tell me some songs he wrote that have really long names?

2007-10-18 15:52:14 · 9 answers · asked by cockadoodleDIE 2 in Classical

what's the best site for anime bittorents some really good ones?

2007-10-18 15:52:05 · 3 answers · asked by L 2 in Comics & Animation

Is it any good?
I've heard about it on AoTS, and it got a good review. But i want to know your opinions on it.. :3

~Thanks

2007-10-18 15:51:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I do.

2007-10-18 15:51:06 · 17 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 15:50:08 · 25 answers · asked by BigJake418 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-18 15:49:35 · 24 answers · asked by Billy 5 in Polls & Surveys

lets say you were going to be offered a free car. The model of the car is your choice but it has to be of 2 companies.

Would you take an 08 Cadillac, or an 08 Honda...

08 Cadillac all the way for me I dont even know why people want the Honda, but I want to see other peoples ideas becuz already I have honda lovers that I am shocked by! Honda doesnt compare to the feel of a Cadillac!

2007-10-18 15:49:21 · 41 answers · asked by Walachka 3 in Polls & Surveys

He thinks most people on here are to downbeat - I say it is not true.

2007-10-18 15:48:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Everybody name a brand

I have Charmin Ultra Strong right now LOL

2007-10-18 15:46:43 · 8 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know the title of a Beatles song that features a cello or some kind of orchestral instrument.

2007-10-18 15:46:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Two little kids, aged 6 and 8, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So the 8 yr old says to the 6 yr old, "okay, you say the word A $$and I'll say H ell .
All excited about their plan , the two went to the table were the mother asked them what they would like for breakfest. "Aw H ell, says the 8 yr old. gimme some cherrios. His mother backhands him off the stole and he runs off crying... the mother turns to the 6 yr old and says "what will u hav???
I dunno, the 6 yr old says, but u can bet your A $ $ it aint gonna be cheerios:)

2007-10-18 15:44:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-18 15:43:50 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys