Joke: Marital Secrets
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the fast 5 years?"
"Honey, let me explain.."
"Why, you sneaky b'stard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -"
"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids?"
2007-10-18 15:52:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny and sad!
2007-10-18 15:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by ruthie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when I was married, my ex saw a couple hugging and kissing in a resturant. She asked me why I couldnt do that.
I told her I didnt even know that woman.
2007-10-21 04:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 16:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 04:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by earles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, would you like some ointment for that burn! Star
2007-10-18 15:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is HOT!!!!!
You well deserve a star!!! "10"please
2007-10-18 16:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sounds like something my fiance would do.
2007-10-18 15:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by BlackDahlia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-10-18 16:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♫poison ♥s will never change♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Good One!!!!!!! LOL
2007-10-18 16:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by puanani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one LOL
2007-10-18 16:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋