Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2007

2007-10-17 15:06:47 · 9 answers · asked by Gerald D 2 in Drama

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a bl*w j*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clean clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!

2007-10-17 15:05:21 · 12 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-17 15:04:52 · 37 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys

this guy in my class is dating my enemy right now but hes always showing off in front of me and i catch him staring @ me, and hes flirting w/ me.... but hes dating that *****. wats up w/ him? by the way.. i love him.

2007-10-17 15:04:15 · 20 answers · asked by iluvasia 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 15:03:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay this is weird but on myspace i heard this song and i just cant find the name i remember parts of it

i want a girl who can **** me like a whore

make me [blah blah blah i dont remember if it said scream or beg] for more


and the person who sang it didnt have like a normal voice it was a chipmunkish voice...


any idea???

2007-10-17 15:03:32 · 1 answers · asked by lauren s 1 in Lyrics

EARL THOMAS CONLEY or JOHN CONLEE

2007-10-17 15:03:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Ok if you could list some good sounding girls and boys names. First, middle, and last. I'm writing a book and I need 4 names...2 boys and 2 girls

2007-10-17 15:03:12 · 25 answers · asked by Rachel L 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 15:03:11 · 28 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 15:03:01 · 15 answers · asked by TheManWithaPlanNamedRy 3 in Movies

2007-10-17 15:02:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 15:02:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

JEANIE PRUETT or JEAN SHEPARD

2007-10-17 15:02:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

My bed is behind me.

2007-10-17 15:02:03 · 17 answers · asked by Bella ♥ Italiana 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 15:01:16 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a rocker gal.. but, I also love rap.
Jazz bars are nice and I do enjoy them while drinking a nice glass of wine.

Alternative is another one.
Country bars are fun cause the cowboys can be hot. especially after some shots of Patron lol

2007-10-17 15:01:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone have a picture of Heidi, Debbe Dunne, as the Tool Time Girl on Home Improvement. I'm trying to be her for Halloween. I have hiking boots and a tool belt, but what clothes did she wear and how was her hair? I tried the internet, I just see pictures of her now or her bathing suit calendar. Help Halloween is just around the corner.

2007-10-17 15:00:48 · 5 answers · asked by Lisa B 2 in Comedy

2007-10-17 14:59:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

CHARLIE RICH
JERRY LEE LEWIS
FLOYD CRAMER
MICKEY GILLEY

2007-10-17 14:58:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-10-17 14:57:11 · 30 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 14:56:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 14:55:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) "In the end one loves one's desire and not what is desired"

2)Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves.

both are by Nietzsche

2007-10-17 14:55:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 14:54:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

be introduced to on P & S that fits this description. I would love to meet several people like this.

2007-10-17 14:54:29 · 8 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 14:53:57 · 15 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Polls & Surveys

so i got this text the other day and my friend who sent me the text doesnt even know the answer...so lets see if anyone can figure it out lol

"the day before 2 days after the day before tomorrow is saturday...What is today?"

i think the anwser is wensday or whatever the day is when your reading the question.....does anyone know the anwser?
Thanks <333333

2007-10-17 14:53:36 · 21 answers · asked by darealmzgraham 2 in Polls & Surveys

I herd that in the very first show they showed that they adopted ruthie is that true?? is ruthie adopted??

2007-10-17 14:53:23 · 8 answers · asked by adriennebabcock19 1 in Drama

I would ask, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the top contributor of them all?"

2007-10-17 14:53:12 · 16 answers · asked by skrdude8389 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 14:52:03 · 12 answers · asked by Be My Angel :] 4 in Polls & Surveys