Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2007

You may not know this but many inanimate objects have a gender...

Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.

Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.

Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.

Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!

2007-10-16 07:22:35 · 36 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I was the best hebitch in his entire stable, and yet he just keeps wanting a bigger cut of the profits. Do you, or anyone you know, have experience with this type of situation?

Oh, and just because I know some smartazz will question it, I cater exclusively to female clientele.

2007-10-16 07:22:15 · 27 answers · asked by GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:21:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Also what is the best song he song?

2007-10-16 07:21:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-10-16 07:21:39 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you know anyone who I can hire?

2007-10-16 07:21:23 · 24 answers · asked by skrdude8389 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is it that makes a baby kitten smell so nice?

2007-10-16 07:21:20 · 9 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:21:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is that bcuz of Y!A ?

2007-10-16 07:21:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:19:34 · 26 answers · asked by Cheese 4 in Movies

Whats the best you've seen/recommend.. Any Movies on politics/conspiracy/crime. Come in handy for tonight.. Cheears.x

2007-10-16 07:19:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-16 07:19:19 · 28 answers · asked by Scottster 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:19:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:18:53 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:18:38 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:18:13 · 2 answers · asked by I SAID SO 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:18:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:18:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine are Cycling, Swimming, and Weight lifting.

2007-10-16 07:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i don't have much $$$ and i don't want to go out or order anything and theres not much in my house. what should i have. also i am watching a movie and i don't want to miss much of at all. i'm watching polterguist 2.

2007-10-16 07:17:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got friends who are in prison,
I got friends who are dead.
I'm gonna tell you something
That I've often said.
You know these things that happen,
That's just the way it's supposed to be.
And I can't help but wonder,
Don't ya know it coulda been me.

I had me a good girl,
Her kisses sweeter than wine.
And I had always hoped
That someday I'd make her mine.
But she ran off and married,
That's just the way it's supposed to be.
And I can't help but wonder,
Don't ya know it coulda been me.

Well the junkie cops on first street,
Sticks a needle in his arm.
No, he never meant to do
Anyone no harm.
But he's buried six feet deep,
That's just the way it's supposed to be.
And I can't help but wonder,
Don't ya know it coulda been me.

I had me a good girl,
Her kisses sweeter than wine.
And I had always hoped
That someday I'd make her mine
But she ran off and married
Thats just the way its supposed to be
An I can't help but wonder
Don't ya know it coulda been me?

2007-10-16 07:17:27 · 10 answers · asked by St. Dave 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:17:00 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I smell like isimiyaki!!! how about you?

2007-10-16 07:16:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:-)
Do you let people grovel first OR is the issue easily settled over a pint?
Or does it have to come down to a duel with pistols at dawn on a lonely hill?

2007-10-16 07:15:56 · 28 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who is your favorite Girl Next Door?

2007-10-16 07:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

answers when i really like this section the very best??

Im beginning to feel a tad left out.

2007-10-16 07:15:08 · 24 answers · asked by Foxie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:15:04 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:14:38 · 44 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 07:13:59 · 42 answers · asked by I SAID SO 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jack is quite devious but he is not capable of murder. I was thinking maybe David Chow is good for murdering Ji Min...then again it could be that guy who was Amber's ex husband's buddy, you know the one who was in with Amber to try to "find" the missing money (the one that got an extra pass key to Ji Min's room), he just seemed to disappear. What do you think?

2007-10-16 07:12:59 · 9 answers · asked by Nikki 6 in Soap Operas