What sex is it (old but good)?

Question

You may not know this but many inanimate objects have a gender...

Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.

Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.

Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.

Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!

Answer 1

Pmsl, Awesome!. Never thought about it that way. But they are all true. Now every time I see those objects I will laugh and think of this joke. Your right on my level with these jokes and always make me laugh, thx for that. The funniest thing is Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
keep em coming my friend, you crack me up.


10/10 star!

Answer 2

Normally I would ask if you're some fed, or a 5 year old, or accuse you of being a troll. However, there is something different about the way that you phrased your question. I clearly do not believe that you are a 14 year old girl, just based on the lack of modern verbiage. Girls do not post that level of detail about the situation when they post questions. Most times they don't even include an age. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that you're some middle aged pervert. Could you be anything more pathetic. I bet that you're probably in some library jacking off when you typed this sick delusion of a fantasy. I bet that you're so pitiful that you even blew your wad before you could even finish typing those 6 lines. Regardless of whether or not I'm right or you're really who you portray that you are, the only advice anyone should be giving you is to stop whatever you are thinking about doing and GET HELP! I'm talking professional mental help. DO IT NOW.

Answer 3

Cars are female, good bodywork, ride well, can be tempramental if neglected, can be traded in for a younger model when no longer up to speed.

Is that why women get married in white, as it's the same colour as most household appliances? OOps!

Answer 4

Clever

Answer 5

To answer your question, "what sex is it," "it" has no gender it's neuter, much like a lot of dogs and cats. And, like my divorced cousin who's wife got everything including the family jewels. I don't feel sorry for him, he wasn't using them anyway.

Answer 6

XD

"Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around."

Was my favorite.

Answer 7

I never understand why people always ask "what is the question" in the jokes section. It's a joke people, it's suppose to make you laugh.

Answer 8

*lol* Then Yahoo Answers must definitely be male, because I spend so much time on it, but get so little in return... But yet, I keep coming back!

Answer 9

What the?!? Did your avatar just change before my eyes??? Am I losing it?? I thought you were a white gorilla, now you're a white owl. Oh yes and funny..

Answer 10

Good ones