to buy a paper.Before leaving he says to the newsagent,""I hope you don't mind me asking,but how old do you think I am?"About 35,"is the reply."I'm actually 47."the man says,feeling really happy.Next he goes into the fish&chips shop and again,before leaving he asks thr samr question,to which the reply is,"Oh,you look about 29".This makes the man feel very good.While standing at a bus stop he asks a old lady the same question.She replies,"I,m 85 years old and my eyesight is going,but when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age.If I put my hand down your pants and play with your wedding tackle for 10min I will be able to tell your exact age".The man thinks "What the hell"and lets her slips her hand down his pants.10 minutes alter the old lady announces,"You're 47years old."Stunned,the man says,"That was brilliant,how did you do that?"The old lady replies,"I was behind you in the chip shop."
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2007-10-13
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