to buy a paper.Before leaving he says to the newsagent,""I hope you don't mind me asking,but how old do you think I am?"About 35,"is the reply."I'm actually 47."the man says,feeling really happy.Next he goes into the fish&chips shop and again,before leaving he asks thr samr question,to which the reply is,"Oh,you look about 29".This makes the man feel very good.While standing at a bus stop he asks a old lady the same question.She replies,"I,m 85 years old and my eyesight is going,but when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age.If I put my hand down your pants and play with your wedding tackle for 10min I will be able to tell your exact age".The man thinks "What the hell"and lets her slips her hand down his pants.10 minutes alter the old lady announces,"You're 47years old."Stunned,the man says,"That was brilliant,how did you do that?"The old lady replies,"I was behind you in the chip shop."
Star if you like and behold guys what you say!!!!!!!
2007-10-13 12:01:42 · 13 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Steven h you think you're a clever cookie but you are sssoo stupid are you now gonna report me?
2007-10-13 13:39:39 · update #1
Funny Girl thank you for the compiment but I found here in the UK they don't want to try to pronounce my name properly and then they call me Mari,it's not my name.but thanks again fo the compilment,you're a star wish to give you one tho.xxxx
2007-10-13 14:10:57 · update #2
hahahahahah... I have to be careful with my staples( they are coming out on monday)... always reliable for a good belly laugh before bed!! haahah .LOL xxxxxxxx
2007-10-13 12:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Wonderstar.
And may I say what a lovely, pretty name you have.
I'm curious, that's all.
Certainly I will give you a star.
And keep the jokes coming!
2007-10-13 20:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes its a funny one
2007-10-13 19:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he got greasy chip fat all over it. Eh?
Very funny!
2007-10-13 20:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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hey hey ! what can l say ?
except that it was funny
2007-10-13 20:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-10-13 19:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Charlene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-13 19:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol funny!
2007-10-13 19:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
good one
2007-10-13 19:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it
2007-10-13 19:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋