Entertainment & Music - 7 October 2007

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed
him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read
this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know
the guy."

2007-10-07 17:01:24 · 18 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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If God will send his angels and if God will send a sign and if God will send his angels...?

...would everything be alright?

2007-10-07 17:01:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you consider rap to be crap or poetry?

2007-10-07 17:00:01 · 46 answers · asked by gbaby 1 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you...?

organized something? What did you organize?

2007-10-07 16:59:55 · 8 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

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do you like being naked or having clothes on better?

2007-10-07 16:58:59 · 76 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is the wildest/craziest thing you've ever done in your entire life?

mine was racing with a state trooper...i saw him coming up real fast behind me and i didnt want him to pass me so i sped up to about 80.....didnt realize he was one until he got right next to me! i thought i was for sure dead but he didnt pull me over

2007-10-07 16:58:45 · 2 answers · asked by Moore55 4 in Polls & Surveys

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i want to work on my schools yearbook but my crush is the editor what do i do?

2007-10-07 16:58:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you could only listen to one genre of music for the rest of your life, what would you pick?

2007-10-07 16:57:28 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the worst idea or advice...?

your friends have ever given you?

2007-10-07 16:55:20 · 9 answers · asked by Revofevil23 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you...?

traveled outside of your home country?

2007-10-07 16:55:13 · 12 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Sunday night....at what time are you going to bed?

2007-10-07 16:54:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If a wet nose means your dog is healthy and his nose was dry, would you lick it?

2007-10-07 16:53:20 · 7 answers · asked by nursegrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How much would a "happy ending" to this question cost?

2007-10-07 16:53:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Lets Dance, OR Dancin With Myself.?

Not Bowie VS Idol, just the songs.

2007-10-07 16:52:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it the children's hour or ............?

Looking at the questions I can't decide if it's the children's hour or people have been eating too much of that lead tainted food.

2007-10-07 16:52:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your grossest fast-food story?

I used to work at a fastfood place and when the boss was gone, we would put live bugs in the frying grease to see how long it would take them to curl up and die. Lizards, roaches, flies, etc. I know it sounds gross, huh. Not real sure what thrill we got out of that.

2007-10-07 16:51:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do u have a habit of saying OMG alot, like just about everytime u get a shock?

i do, and im annoying myself

2007-10-07 16:51:48 · 22 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Why some people lost their avatars?

2007-10-07 16:51:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you smile for the camera do you show your teeth?

2007-10-07 16:50:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe in your dreams?

2007-10-07 16:48:44 · 19 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have a fave Transformer?

mine is... you know

2007-10-07 16:48:42 · 13 answers · asked by cuz i said so 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Where are my regulars?!?

2007-10-07 16:47:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favourite thing about fall/autumn?

2007-10-07 16:47:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is one thing you would like to see happen?

2007-10-07 16:46:26 · 14 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys

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is this an okay joke...?

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor."
............
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

poem
One day, long, long ago, there was my wife who surprisingly,
Did not whine, nag or Bltch........
But this was a long time ago.....

And it was just ONE day.

The End

2007-10-07 16:45:12 · 9 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles