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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed
him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read
this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know
the guy."

2007-10-07 17:01:24 · 18 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

The third one is funny but the second one is the funniest

2007-10-07 17:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Adoruhbul 2 · 1 0

I liked the three of them. In order of funnyness (is there such a word) I would say 1---2----3.
Being of Polish descent I can relate to the third one.

2007-10-07 18:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

All great. I love new material. I used to get all my jokes in bars, but I don't get out as much as I used to.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy! (fungi)
Jumper cables walk into a bar & asks the bartender for service. The bartender says, "Sure. Just don't start anything!"

2007-10-07 17:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1 0

The first one is the best...

The second one is flawed. She'd have to give him at least half the money and if she left him because of the money she'd probably have to give him more than half.

The third one is borderline racist.

So yeah, the first one is probably the best but not really all that clean like you said.

2007-10-07 17:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I have to say the second one if I had to pick from the three, even though the first one is good too.

2007-10-07 17:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by That one 7 · 1 0

The third one actually made me laugh. Love it!!!! It's really good. The second place goes to the 1st joke. It's cute.

2007-10-07 17:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by Trouble 3 · 1 0

the 2nd 1 is wonderful

2007-10-07 17:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by magnanimous 1 · 1 0

The first one - I literally laughed out loud!

2007-10-07 17:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by Jeep Girl 3 · 1 0

I trust Niamh. i will somewhat see Hyacinth Bucket (of direction she proclaims it Bouquet) doing this). something to save his undesirable Richard's public character (and hers of direction).

2016-10-06 07:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by courcelle 4 · 0 0

Amusing!
I liked the second one the best.

2007-10-07 17:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Marla 4 · 1 0

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