An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
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Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?
poem
One day, long, long ago, there was my wife who surprisingly,
Did not whine, nag or Bltch........
But this was a long time ago.....
And it was just ONE day.
The End
2007-10-07 16:45:12 · 9 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha yes thats a funny poem
the cry of many males!
but OH dear poor poor women! :)
2007-10-07 17:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one was good.
Brian it's because it's Jose (get it? Hose A) and then Hose B. It's actually quite good.
2007-10-07 16:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Guggi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one about the artist is great. I'm going to tell it to some of my struggling artist friends - they'll think it's a hoot!
2007-10-07 17:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by Shazzbot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard them, but still cute.......A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)"
2007-10-07 16:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
its supposed to be the spanish fireman that named his twin sons.........hose a & hose b.
2007-10-07 16:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by onecent1232003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None were particularly funny.
2007-10-07 16:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Montag 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first one was, 2nd one i didn't get
2007-10-07 16:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very serious joke
2007-10-07 17:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so much
2007-10-07 16:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋