Entertainment & Music - 29 September 2007

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*st*rd," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

2007-09-29 17:35:26 · 6 answers · asked by CARL B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

You know the whole living life in peace, the world being as one, no possesions, nothing to kill or die for, and so on...

i personally dont think the world is capable of it, but it would be nice=]

2007-09-29 17:35:12 · 7 answers · asked by lalalove_16 2 in Polls & Surveys

points?

2007-09-29 17:35:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:34:52 · 13 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

It was a movie with real people in it. I used to watch it when I was little on tv, but have not heard of or seen it since.

2007-09-29 17:34:21 · 4 answers · asked by gizmos_dreamer 4 in Movies

I really like Las Vegas and I enjoyed the 2 hour season premiere on Friday, Although I will really miss James Caan I thought that Tom Selleck was pretty good. I think that the upcoming season will be terrific and it is the one show that I never miss. What are your thoughts, do you like the show and did you enjoy the season premiere. Thanks

2007-09-29 17:33:56 · 3 answers · asked by paul s 4 in Drama

You? or Something else?

2007-09-29 17:33:51 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:33:45 · 55 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

Well if you do plz follow this link....and help save the show.

http://ronstoppable.proboards89.com/index.cgi?board=genkp&acti

2007-09-29 17:33:37 · 11 answers · asked by Namine♥Roxas! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:33:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-09-29 17:32:27 · 11 answers · asked by hula wabbit 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:31:08 · 16 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

i already tried youtube, cruncyroll, and veoh

2007-09-29 17:30:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

oh and can they send it to me on my email i really want that song please. thanks if you do. and oh i will give anyone the best answer if they send it to me


so then thanks

2007-09-29 17:29:51 · 8 answers · asked by sol-republic 4 in Other - Music

Be honest..........because I know you do..............

2007-09-29 17:29:45 · 23 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I remembered that in the 5th grade, my teacher started introducing us to music, specifically classical. She would play this piece composed by an American Composer, and it had this "wild west" theme to it. Does anyone know the name of the American composer that composed it or maybe the name of the song? Thanks.

2007-09-29 17:29:15 · 3 answers · asked by Lobo man 2 in Classical

it could be a movie a negboor a person anything

me it had to be the grudge movie lol

2007-09-29 17:29:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...to eat a sandwich?

2007-09-29 17:27:38 · 21 answers · asked by littleheadcat 6 in Polls & Surveys

*It's So Easy - GNR*

2007-09-29 17:27:30 · 10 answers · asked by xxon_23 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:25:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:24:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mines was with my boyfriend 2 weeks ago. We spent the early part of the day at Navy Pier and had lunch there; went to the movies,had dinner at the Cheesecake factory, and then relaxed a local lounge.

2007-09-29 17:24:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:24:08 · 103 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:23:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It could be a song that means the most to you spiritually, the way it has affected your life, made you realize something you'd been missing all along, describes you perfectly, helps you feel better when you're down, has the most powerful meaning, anything. Feel free to list as many as you like, just as long as they mean a lot to you. And tell me why it means so much to you.

For me, it would have to be:
In My Life by The Beatles, because it reminds me of all the great people in my life, from now or in the past
What It's Like by Everlast, because you shouldn't judge someone so fast before you know their story
Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park, because I always felt alone and lost in my own world and a lot of things were going wrong

2007-09-29 17:22:33 · 17 answers · asked by BroncosGirl6 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:21:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:21:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-29 17:21:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a dog person.
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2007-09-29 17:20:10 · 28 answers · asked by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 in Polls & Surveys

That is if you like popcorn? lol

2007-09-29 17:19:14 · 38 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys