There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*st*rd," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."
2007-09-29 17:35:26 · 6 answers · asked by CARL B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Lucy....You have some explaining to do"....oh s.h.i.t....can vibrators get you pregnant...????....
2007-09-30 09:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by missy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
indeed this one is funny.
thanks for sharing
2007-09-29 19:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one
2007-09-29 17:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-29 17:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Hope 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA
2007-09-29 17:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Really funny - thanks for posting it :)
2007-09-29 23:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋