Entertainment & Music - 21 September 2007

2007-09-21 01:54:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:54:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

after a night out and that person wet the bed while u were in it?

Who were you with....did you dump him/her....If some1 u'd just met did this would u see them again? How did it feel lmao????

Somebody stop me lol....im cracking up lol

2007-09-21 01:53:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If there hadn't been you here for me
I made it through times I never would've made it through
If there hadn't been you...

2007-09-21 01:52:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

PARENT - Job Description

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational
skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include
evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some
overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites
on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also
required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least
temporarily, until someone needs £5. Must be willing to bite tongue
repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this
time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small
gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must
screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of
multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of
all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one
minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product
safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery
operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for
the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of
the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without
complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that
those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when
they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever
is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you
actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this
job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs
and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

2007-09-21 01:51:35 · 39 answers · asked by pinkkittenliverpool 6 in Polls & Surveys

That I give you a kiss on the check? LOL

2007-09-21 01:51:05 · 18 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

why does madonna mention SEGMAN FROID in her song( die another day JAMES BOND THEME)
??? THNX

2007-09-21 01:49:47 · 3 answers · asked by $ BTK $ 1 in Other - Music

2007-09-21 01:49:41 · 20 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know what the name of the song is. i heard this girl at an office listening to it!! what i could here was the awsome beat and the guy singing. Its to late to apologise, Its to late, Said its to late to apologise! (somthing like that) i think thats what he was singing!! i just fell inlove with the song please help me out by telling me who sings the song and what the name of the song is. thanks i would really appreciate!!!♥

2007-09-21 01:49:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-09-21 01:48:26 · 20 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

why do you like them so much? what meaning do they hold to you?im just curious..

2007-09-21 01:47:50 · 6 answers · asked by zoom. 2 in Polls & Surveys

the last time I said it was this morning to my boyfriend.
xx

have a great day everyone!!

2007-09-21 01:47:16 · 20 answers · asked by *Casey * 6 in Polls & Surveys

A while back i asked if anyone knew some songs about Exile, and i found the album i was looking for, it is still standing, Does anyone know of a site you can go to to listen to the songs or download them? A few people gave me sites to go to but they wont let you hear the music it just tells about the group and tell the songs, thanks

2007-09-21 01:46:33 · 9 answers · asked by ? 7 in Country

What did you do? I just left it up there and smiled. Morning friends. ♥

2007-09-21 01:45:51 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Cherry♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:45:17 · 20 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:45:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:45:07 · 21 answers · asked by VELLA LYN N 1 in Movies

"educational learning channel"

2007-09-21 01:44:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds like an Alfred

Hitchcock tale, it's true.

John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a

Very dark night and in the midst of a storm.

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a

Few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the

Door, just to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching.

Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.

John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.

John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and

Ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He

Then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through.

A silence enveloped everybody when they realised he was crying and....wasn't drunk.

About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of

Breath. Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other,

"Look, Bruce.. there's that f*cking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."

2007-09-21 01:44:10 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-21 01:44:02 · 34 answers · asked by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 in Polls & Surveys

and lied to his dad that he didnt

2007-09-21 01:43:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how many of you are wearing something white?

I am a white shirt

2007-09-21 01:42:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:40:06 · 23 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:39:22 · 13 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:38:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the title/artist of the song used in Me Myself & Irene when Jim Carrey's character first changes into Hank in the supermarket? I think it was also recently used in some car advert -sounds a bit Fatboy Slim and has a chorus of kids singong?
Thanks v much!

2007-09-21 01:38:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-09-21 01:38:05 · 34 answers · asked by pumpkin 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have come up with a scheme to curb the rates of sexually transmitted diseases in third world countries without upsetting cultural sensitivities with regards to contraceptive devices. With appropriate government funding, I am proposing that the Britney Spears come back footage is shown as a series of commercials during prime time viewing. Since watching this debacle, I have noticed that I am unable to achieve or maintain an erection and this most certainly is the cause. Will it catch on, or is it too graphic and lead to the extinction of some communities?

2007-09-21 01:35:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:33:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 01:33:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys