Entertainment & Music - 21 September 2007

Will you buy this person some sailor matey bubble bath. Thanks shipmates.

2007-09-21 22:58:45 · 13 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

It is unfortunate that I never got to see this show when it was on CBS. It is a really fun show with a zany cast! The Millers are the main characters and their family. Bill Miller is a toilet salesmen, Judy Miller works as a dental assistant. Their kids are Brian, a high-school whiz and computer geek who doesn't really identify with girls or normal activities associated with being a teenager. Loren, is the typical teen trying to fit in to the dysfunctional and disarray of the family, and Tina is the youngest, who still manages some good one-liners from time to time!

I would classify this show as Married With Children, but without as much sexual innuendo and put downs or Malcolm in the Middle without the mother yelling and screaming along with the rapid scene changes that hurt the storylines. Still Standing represents issues and problems that many could relate to in a REAL family. The actors do a fine job! Does anyone know why it was canceled?

Jeff

2007-09-21 22:53:54 · 8 answers · asked by Big Jeff 2 in Comedy

My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a big diamond.

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says: "I'll miss you."

He said: "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."
She said: "Well, you've succeeded."

He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said: "That's a good idea......you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I gave you?"
She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat git."

Q - What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A - A rumour.

Q - What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A - 45 minutes

2007-09-21 22:52:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my son came home today to tell me his "buddy" gabe got in trouble for selling drugs in school

this kid is in the fifth grade! when his younger sister heard it she said "i know him, he was in my school last year, he was selling then too"
that was when he was in fourth!!

am i really that nieve to think that is insane? how do fourth graders become drug dealers?
we dont live in any large city either. its a medium size town.
i am just blown away by this

2007-09-21 22:51:01 · 14 answers · asked by rachael 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a disorder, where people receive my thoughts, hearing me telepathically. Strangely, I don't receive others' thoughts at all, though others receive mine.

What I'd like to know is...Am I being cured anytime before I die (and when?), or am I dying before ever being cured?

2007-09-21 22:46:26 · 14 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:43:44 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Have you seen it?, what do you think of it?
take a look if you havent.

http://www.heatworld.com/Article.aspx?articleid=2303&title=Exclusive%3a+first+look+at+the+twins'+Barbie+Girl+video!

2007-09-21 22:39:50 · 17 answers · asked by Jaz 6 in Reality Television

Born in Hell drama
Moon – science fiction drama
Kids - thriller drama
The mouse - science fiction
Stay - science fiction
Snow-white adventure comedy
Angels and devils – fantasy romance
Fairy tail - science fiction
The man - thriller
Sederick and Sandrin - romance
The valley of midnight - fantasy
The prince and the princes - thriller
Journey - action
Evil – horror thriller

2007-09-21 22:38:32 · 13 answers · asked by Sabina_Rois 5 in Polls & Surveys

huh ?

hehe :)

2007-09-21 22:35:25 · 26 answers · asked by oye !! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I saw part of this film on TV at midday during school holidays. It is a space opera story, like Star Wars, but probably not well known. One of the characters was told he would have to have sex with the princess, or something like that - sex was crucial to the story somehow.

It seemed completely out of place for a children's film.

I'm trying to find the film's title.

2007-09-21 22:33:36 · 4 answers · asked by Ciao P 1 in Movies

But the problem is I have trouble finding torrents for more underground/old Hip hop. Examples O.C., D.I.T.C., Diamond D, Showbiz and AG, Group Home, Marley Marl, Lord Finesse, Rah Digga, M.O.P. ETC...

Where is a site that has artists like this, one that doesnt charge. I would love to pay for it, but i gots bills.

2007-09-21 22:32:33 · 6 answers · asked by BDI Thug 4 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-09-21 22:31:29 · 13 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:31:09 · 38 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Polls & Surveys

tell me the website

2007-09-21 22:29:55 · 3 answers · asked by Puneet K 2 in Reality Television

We've all played this before...all you have to do is mix your first pets name with the current street you live on...

My porn star name would be Sammy Clement

2007-09-21 22:24:45 · 15 answers · asked by Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how did you react?

2007-09-21 22:24:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:23:27 · 6 answers · asked by anmol 1 in Comics & Animation

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous girl on his arm. "Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.

2007-09-21 22:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Knownow't 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-21 22:22:19 · 30 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

or is casual dress preferable.

2007-09-21 22:21:59 · 13 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:21:48 · 23 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you for your answer! :)

Have a wonderful weekend! :)

2007-09-21 22:21:12 · 15 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:21:11 · 28 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

2007-09-21 22:15:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-21 22:14:52 · 17 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:14:12 · 12 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:13:43 · 5 answers · asked by   4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-21 22:13:12 · 14 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does your room start swing around.

2007-09-21 22:12:07 · 2 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Movies

did you stick by it.

2007-09-21 22:11:48 · 23 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys