Mistress Joke.?

Question

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous girl on his arm. "Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Answer 1

nice one lol bring some more of those

Answer 2

LOL That was good 9/10

Answer 3

divorce takeim to cleaners than see where scrubber of his mistress is when she goes to costa del shitole and £shop gifts and plastic jewelry out of 20p machines. failin that get a hunky toyboy model who gives ya naked massages and fondles ya butt in public and rub his head in ya huge fake boobs hubby paid for hell rub it in his face.then make point about how pert strong aand masculine ya toyboy is how he keeps u up all nite and not wiv snorin nudgenudge winkwink

Answer 4

Ha Ha Ha good one ,so money does talk?

Answer 5

nice `1 .lol

Answer 6

I like that, shows how shallow people can be! :)

Answer 7

teehee

Answer 8

That is really good....Thanks

Answer 9

lmao...deserves a star...

Answer 10

ha ha ha funny