Entertainment & Music - 1 June 2007

but it would cost you money.

2007-06-01 22:36:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:32:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:32:14 · 20 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

I still have my doubts with all the ‘errors' pointed out on the landing.

Anyone else thinks is a hoax or real?

Personally I think they filmed it all at ‘Area 51’
I think they just staged it to beat the other countries.

I mean WHY hasn’t man gone back to the moon since and landed on it………..?

2007-06-01 22:31:50 · 13 answers · asked by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:31:28 · 33 answers · asked by geyamala 7 in Polls & Surveys

> MAKING A BABY...
>
> There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
>
> The Smiths were unable to conceive children and
> decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
>
> On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith
> kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now;
> The man should be here soon."
>
> Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer
> happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
>
> Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''
>
> Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in,
> embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
>
> "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well,
> that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
>
> "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.
> Please come in and have a seat"
>
> After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where
> do we start?"
>
> "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
> bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple
> on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is
> fun. You can really spread out there."
>
> "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't
> work out for Harry and me!"
> "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one
> every time. But if we try several different
> positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm
> sure you'll be pleased with the results."
>
> "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
>
> "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his
> time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes,
> but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
>
> "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
>
> The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled
> out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was
> done on the top of a bus," he said.
>
> "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
>
> "And these twins turned out exceptionally well -
> when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
>
> "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
>
> "Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to
> the park to get the job done right. People were
> crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."
>
> "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes
> wide with amazement.
>
> "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more
> than three hours, too.
>
> The mother was constantly squealing and yelling -
> I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached
> I had to rush my shots.
>
> Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my
> equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
>
> Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they
> actually chewed on your, uh...equipment? "
>
> "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready,
> I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
>
> "Tripod?"
>
> "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my
> Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the
> hand very long."
>
> Mrs. Smith fainted..... ....
>

2007-06-01 22:30:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Don't blame me I was sent this and if I've got to suffer so can you!!

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.

To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.

He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lionÂ?s cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

WAIT FOR IT...............................................................

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps
with Mushy Bees."

2007-06-01 22:30:23 · 23 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-01 22:29:34 · 22 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

There's a paper and pen puzzle that's supposed to be impossible to crack. It involves you drawing six boxes, three on top of three with spaces and you have to put lines from each one to each one without crossing lines. I used to know it as the 'gas, water and electricity trick' as though you had to supply three utilities to three houses. Not a very good description but I think you will get my drift. Where can I find this puzzle online and/or it's solution? Thanks!

2007-06-01 22:25:49 · 5 answers · asked by Lee 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-01 22:25:42 · 18 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:25:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A REALITY television show in the Netherlands which a supposedly dying woman had to pick one of three contestants to receive one of her kidneys has been revealed as an elaborate hoax.

I don't care if they wanted to make 'aware' of organs donors (or shortage of) or what - I think this is MAD !

Reality TV gone to FAR? … comments

2007-06-01 22:25:12 · 9 answers · asked by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was the "Vita-meata Vegimin" one where she got totaly skunked off of that stuff. LOL

2007-06-01 22:24:03 · 14 answers · asked by The prophet of DOOM 5 in Polls & Surveys

I like it but can't figure out why.

2007-06-01 22:22:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Somehow she always comes off as overdoing it, or trying too hard... maybe it's just me?

2007-06-01 22:22:43 · 6 answers · asked by queenbee0889 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:20:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:19:20 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:18:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:16:35 · 12 answers · asked by AtThePub 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:11:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 22:02:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do you tell someone who knows nothing about anyone involved in it or your family and friends ???

2007-06-01 22:00:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 21:57:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 21:56:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have opened a new lingerie's showroom here in bristol. in a month all white colour lingerie have been the top sale.

MEN- which one do u prefer ON women?

WOMEN-which one do u prefer on men?

2007-06-01 21:56:31 · 32 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would ask for a cup of coffee as I don't want to die of thirst

2007-06-01 21:55:23 · 17 answers · asked by vcdevan 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have been round and round with my thoughts on this

what do you think its all about ?

2007-06-01 21:54:42 · 14 answers · asked by alfiegirl 2 in Drama

goodnight, sleep tight, peace, catch you all tommorrow!

2007-06-01 21:52:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 21:52:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-01 21:52:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys