Is this really the worst joke this year?

Question

Don't blame me I was sent this and if I've got to suffer so can you!!

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.

To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.

He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lionÂ?s cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

WAIT FOR IT...............................................................

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps
with Mushy Bees."

Answer 1

Nice try but I think you spent too much time in the sun on that holiday you've just had.
So this guy applies for the job of lion tamer at the circus. The instructor gives him the low down on the basics of the job and asks him if he has any questions.
"Yes" he said "What happens if a lion comes towards me?"
"No problem" came the reply " take a step back and wave a chair in it's face"
"And what if that doesn't work?"
"No problem just take another step back and crack the whip in it's face"
"And what if that doesn't work?"
"No problem just take another step back, pick up a hand full of s**t and throw it in it's face"
"And what if there's no s**t lying there?"
"Oh there will be believe me there will be!"

Answer 2

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING TEXT ANTI JOKE How much does a polar bear weigh? Around 350-700kg, though most of them vary in size. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? One is a human being, while the other one is an instrument for the sport of Bowling. RACIST How can you tell if a black person has been on your computer? It's not there. What's long, black and smelly? An unemployment line. How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basket ball. What do you name a retarded Asian? Som Ting Wong" How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the robber is still trying to back out of your driveway. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow. SEXIST As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" A woman told me to view the world through her eyes… I took a look out the kitchen window. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? None, it should be opened by the time she brings it. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT THE ABOVE TEXT

Answer 3

Awful but strangely funny.

Answer 4

that really sucks, you couldnt come up with something better than that, i bet you were scraped off the sheets with a spoon!

Answer 5

feed this one to the lions...they'll eat anything?

Answer 6

slighty funny and at the same time slighty expected? nice one though

Answer 7

I've never heard it before, but it made me laugh!
And this with a pounding headache
:-)

Answer 8

That was funny when my gradmother was alive. trully the worst joke on earth.

Answer 9

Ha Ha thats really good!

Answer 10

It's bad but.... in a funny way