Entertainment & Music - 30 May 2007

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a 50

pence piece. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face,the dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts
panicking and shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion,she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from

her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up

the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy, the woman hands the money to the father and walks back to
her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he's sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her;saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it

was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies, "I work for the Inland Revenue!"

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2007-05-30 07:43:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i would have to say motley crue theater of pain tour cause it was when tommy lee started doin the upside down drum solo and g&r opened up for them when they were unheard of and before axl had an attitude. a close second is iron maiden powerslave in i think 87.

2007-05-30 07:43:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

anyone care to join me?

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I never talk about them behind their backs.

2007-05-30 07:40:42 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Then forgotten what the question that you wanted to ask was?

2007-05-30 07:39:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've got a dollar, figured since I couldn't even buy a gallon of gas, I'd see what I could get for it.

2007-05-30 07:38:58 · 29 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

wot has happened in those years?

2007-05-30 07:38:08 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In high school, I had it bad for the woodshop teacher. I signed up for the class just to drool over him. My mother still has the bookshelf I built that year.

2007-05-30 07:36:37 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine are'fade to black','bittersweet feat ville vallo and lauri from the rasmus','the path','gothic metal' and many more.They rock!!!!

2007-05-30 07:36:12 · 7 answers · asked by n 5 in Rock and Pop

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i only own one pair of underwear but i have 3 pairs of socks. how about you?

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You're guaranteed to be safed after the two weeks... you can't take food with you or electronics of any kind... and you're not going to be given food, but you're guaranteed that if you get too ill, you'll be safed... so... what one thing would you bring and what would you miss the most? People/pets don't count.

2007-05-30 07:32:26 · 29 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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... through Yahoo messsanger or Yahoo answers?

I have a wide choice, but if I have to select one, I would say a guy half my age that said I should fall in love with him, claimed he had been an escort and expected me to be fooled by his charming gigolo manners...
As if..........

2007-05-30 07:31:10 · 10 answers · asked by Jesus is my Savior 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have always watched the simpsons when i was little but i've started watching a few episodes of family guy and i'd say it's much more funnier than the simpsons. which one do you prefer and why?

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