Money, money, money......?

Question

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a 50

pence piece. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face,the dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts
panicking and shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion,she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from

her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up

the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy, the woman hands the money to the father and walks back to
her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he's sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her;saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it

was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies, "I work for the Inland Revenue!"

Answer 1

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
they got you by the b@lls

Answer 2

He he! You say "A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business suit?"

She can squeeze mine for the pennies anytime.

Answer 3

Cough. Cough. Choke. Choke. Wheeze....

Answer 4

yeah the u.s. version is with a quarter and irs and she or he
(seen it both ways) say i work for the irs its my job to get people to cough up enery last cent they have

Answer 5

HAHA

or the irs possibly?

Answer 6

WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!

Answer 7

good one

Answer 8

HAHA