2007-05-30 07:30:01 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How did your razor blade... get into your mayonaisse... and why didn't you through it out if its spoiled... Why would you eat SPOILED MAYONNAISE?
2007-05-30 07:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is very important if you want to live follow these directions very carefully.
1. Swallow the bottom potion of a bun.
2. Swallow a teaspoon of mustard.
3. Swallow 4 peices of ham rolled up into a sandwish shape.
4. Swallow the top peice of a bun!
5. Swallow a glass of milk but no more than 8 ounces.
The first bun will wrap around the razor blade and the mustard will rust the razor blade and then the ham will wrap itself around the razor blade and form a barrier. Then the top bun and the milk will coat your stomach.
Now tomorrow you will be taking one HUGE DUMP and you might feel a tearing sensation but dont fret that is just the razor slicing your a hole open!! GOOD LUCK!!
2007-05-30 07:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by reggiethecokegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't help with the mayo. Don't worry, an answer should be escaping shortly. As far as the blade...I use to work in prisons. Occasionally we would have an inmate swallow one thinking he'd get a free operation at the hospital, good meals and a lot of bed rest. What he did get was to wait till it came out the other end. Painfully and with a lot of blood I might add. No inmate did it twice.
2007-05-30 07:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by todd s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your a** to the ER, then they either make u vomit it out or surgery? its very danger to have swallow the RAZOR blade down ur throat, more like nightmare on the Elm Street ( Freddie with glove)!!!
2007-05-30 07:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't be worried about the mayo as much as the razor blade cutting your insides, but you'd better get to the ER and fast. I won't even ask how that could've happened.........
2007-05-30 07:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good news is the spoiled mayo will cause you to vomit. Bad news is the razor is coming up with everything else.
2007-05-30 07:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute question. Well thought out, should get a good reaction. I look forward to reading all the answers put forth on this one.
2007-05-30 07:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the ER
2007-05-30 07:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to a clinic or hospital 4 checkup
2007-05-30 07:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Lady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Load up on pickles and ice cream, you just got yourself pregnant.
2007-05-30 07:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋