Entertainment & Music - 28 May 2007

two of their socks not the same?!?!? and the time I was in France and said a joke in french about a dungheap??and ate a horse??and why do naughty monkeys have to be spanked??

2007-05-28 08:02:01 · 23 answers · asked by amos 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you going to take that sitting down?

2007-05-28 08:00:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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are you comfortable in your own skin?

2007-05-28 07:58:37 · 28 answers · asked by lost.amber 5 in Polls & Surveys

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A guy comes home from the bar with a sheep under his arm walks into the bedroom and says "this is the pig i have been screwing for the last 6 months" his wife says "
you drunk bastard thats not a pig thats a sheep he says "shut up i wasn't talking to you

2007-05-28 07:58:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could change careers, what would you like to do instead of what you're doing now?

2007-05-28 07:58:17 · 17 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Polls & Surveys

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To the ladies , I read that men think of sex every 8 seconds?

So how oftern do women think about it?

2007-05-28 07:58:16 · 15 answers · asked by winnerfull-1 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Big Brother starts on Wed, are you gonna watch ?

if so......why ?

2007-05-28 07:57:39 · 52 answers · asked by landgirl60 4 in Celebrities

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Another joke....Funny?

A woman goes into a doctors surgery and complains that everytime she squeezes her left breast she farts.
The doctor is intrigued and asks the lady to remove her shirt.
She does so and the doctor proceeds in squeezing her left breasts; the woman farts. The doctor seems amazed by it.
He does it again and the moan farts.
The doctor gets up and goes into a little room at the pack of his surgery. He comes out with a large pole with a hook on the end.
The woman shrieks...."What are you going to do to me doctor?!?!"
He replies..."I'm gonna open some windows, it stinks in here!"

Matt

2007-05-28 07:57:24 · 11 answers · asked by mattzaliar 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you like some ketchup on that?

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks on the front door. A really tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she can say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

2007-05-28 07:57:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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where can I watch Stargate SG1 online? I have already tried peekvid and youtube.?

2007-05-28 07:56:05 · 1 answers · asked by Dean F 1 in Other - Television

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Is there anybody you would like to forgive you/?

For me there's a bunch, I know ever bad thing I ever did. My college girlfriend Sue, sorry I was an immature shmuck. Roy sorry I screwed up and lost the money Marya...Oh god I better stop or this could get really long.

2007-05-28 07:55:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do I have to do to get a piece of cake?

2007-05-28 07:55:42 · 11 answers · asked by ~4NOW~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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how much money have you blown this weekend?

on ......er....crap things
and beer

2007-05-28 07:55:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys