A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks on the front door. A really tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she can say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
2007-05-28 07:57:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool hahaha
i award u 10 on 10
will u award me 10pts...so tht u can get 3 pts???plz plz plz
2007-05-28 10:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats cool cause the salesman didn't know about the power.
2007-05-28 08:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by basketballplaya13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-28 08:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
that poor poor guy.
2007-05-28 09:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i get it
2007-05-28 08:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by jomama1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-05-28 08:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by drishti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-05-28 08:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny.
2007-05-28 08:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is ages old!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-28 08:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it.
2007-05-28 08:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by anusha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋