Entertainment & Music - 20 May 2007

Funny or what
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.
"Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field.When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow’s ***. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake."
"What mistake was that?" asked the doctor.
" I said hey this looks like yours hun!"

2007-05-20 19:27:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I would love to have a copy of a song done by Johnny Cash and his wife. The lyrics are along the lines of, "You big mouth woman! You a long legged guitar picking man." This particular song was played at the ending credits of the movie, Walk The Line but is not on the soundtrack.

Do you know the name of the song and where I can buy a copy? Any help is much appreciated!

2007-05-20 19:27:22 · 8 answers · asked by Khael 4 in Lyrics

2007-05-20 19:27:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:27:11 · 21 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:26:28 · 15 answers · asked by dcdcdcdc 5 in Polls & Surveys

How so?

2007-05-20 19:25:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:25:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do! It's so weird!!! Every time I hear, read, or see cake on TV I instantly wonder if I have a box in the cupboard... which normally I don't because I don't let myself buy it when I go grocery shopping.

Is this weird or does this happen to you with a certain food?

2007-05-20 19:25:00 · 13 answers · asked by THATgirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:23:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what are you mixed with... thai is if you are mixed... where are you from?

2007-05-20 19:23:42 · 22 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:23:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i was doing a report at school and discovered this song i wanted to hear it or at least read the lyrics Help?

2007-05-20 19:22:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-05-20 19:22:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any takers

2007-05-20 19:20:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Put Up or Shut Up ??

2007-05-20 19:20:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:19:38 · 10 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

am a Student Pilot in U.S. I get a feeling that I should go back to INDIA when I am done with the training and fly for INDIAN Airlines. Is that a good thing from a immigrant's point of view. What would you do if you were me. I mean I do app. what flight school have done for me. And I thank them.

2007-05-20 19:17:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:17:23 · 27 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why or why not?

2007-05-20 19:16:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

emptier or fuller than your nights? Are you looking forward for them? What makes you feel like that?

2007-05-20 19:16:08 · 17 answers · asked by ♠αβsįŋŧħe♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:15:28 · 38 answers · asked by V2K1 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:14:21 · 16 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Are you trembling in your shoes?? Muaaahahahahahahaaa! I will soon take over Yahoo Answers! It isn't long now!!

2007-05-20 19:14:16 · 37 answers · asked by Tikimaskedman 7 in Polls & Surveys

1.Favorite color?
2.Do you consume alcohol?
a)before you answer
b)while you answer
c)after you answer
d)nat at all
3.Are you currently in school or working,do you like your job?
4.Approximately how many hours a day are you here?
5.Do you have any other hobbies?Explain them
6.Have you ever used any non-prescribed drugs?
7.Did you lie on any of your answers?

2007-05-20 19:13:54 · 15 answers · asked by Tazz 5 in Polls & Surveys

if u guys can help me find some new names well new to me that would be great

2007-05-20 19:13:38 · 2 answers · asked by cmartin117@sbcglobal.net 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 19:11:30 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-05-20 19:09:58 · 58 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

It is for my boyfriend's birthday, and I cant spend to much. I am looked at ebay and amazon, any other suggestions? Is there a box set?

2007-05-20 19:09:19 · 9 answers · asked by Lauren W 1 in Drama

2007-05-20 19:09:07 · 28 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

I used to think Walt Disney produced pretty good cartoons/movies/animations but lately I feel they're losing it in terms of originality and entertainment quality. I find they are such big copycats. You can see many of their ideas are copied from other movies/cartoons/animations and their jokes are starting to get stale. I'm getting tired of hearing ...' I'm not so-and-so, I'm MISTER so-and-so.' and they always have to have a stampede scene in their cartoons, e.g. lion king, mulan, brother bear. Blah!
It's never an issue when they copy from others but when someone copies from them, they make a big hu ha about it.
What are your views on Walt Disney?

2007-05-20 19:09:05 · 15 answers · asked by Asia 4 in Movies