Funny or what
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.
"Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field.When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow’s ***. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake."
"What mistake was that?" asked the doctor.
" I said hey this looks like yours hun!"
2007-05-20 19:27:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll have to keep that one in mind, it's the best use for golf clubs I've heard for a while...............LOL..and a STAR
2007-05-20 21:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same start, different story:
"I was milking my cow in the barn, when she knocked the bucket over with her foot - three times. I tied her leg to the side of the barn, and she kicked the bucket over with another leg. I used all my rope to tie all four legs to the sides of the barn, and her tail knocked it over. I was out of rope, so I had to use my belt to tie her tail back. Then my wife walked in..."
2007-05-20 21:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by the_burrij 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-21 07:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-20 22:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-05-20 20:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by Missydee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again very very funny STAR
2007-05-20 19:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not very funny its just a guy geting beat up for being an a**
2007-05-20 19:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one.
2007-05-21 07:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.that's the most funny joke i have heard today.
2007-05-20 20:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
have a star
g'night
2007-05-20 19:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋