Entertainment & Music - 20 May 2007

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

2007-05-20 00:23:04 · 28 answers · asked by :)☮♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Im 5'2" and Im 12 y/o

2007-05-20 00:22:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:22:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know it will take a bit long but I don't think everyone knows that much states...=\

2007-05-20 00:19:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

damned clothespins...i hate hanging laundry.

2007-05-20 00:17:44 · 14 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

that have been deleted? This is my 6th one lol.

2007-05-20 00:12:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:12:19 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know I'm going to be extremely bored. None of my friends have the week off, only me. So I'll basically be stuck at home the whole time with slow internet. Any suggestions would be great.

2007-05-20 00:10:55 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:09:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:09:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lips Of An Angel by Hinder for me lol.

2007-05-20 00:08:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:05:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im away to make some.wots the favourite way of taking it?

2007-05-20 00:05:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you wont let it happen.

2007-05-20 00:03:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What country artist would you dream of seeing naked?

I wouldn't mind seeing: Lee Ann Womack ( I think she had a breast job), Shania Twain, Martina Mcbride, Jo Dee Messina and maby Carrie Underwood.

2007-05-20 00:02:34 · 7 answers · asked by bubba7734743 1 in Celebrities

it's 12.00 Midday here in sunny South East England. what's the time where you are?

2007-05-20 00:00:56 · 35 answers · asked by James Melton 7 in Polls & Surveys

...someone told you they daydream about you?

2007-05-20 00:00:45 · 30 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 00:00:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-05-20 00:00:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys